The Creator of Mayhem

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@joncoopertweets My butt itches.

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@EdKrassen Much more manly!

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@JoJoFromJerz Does that approach the total cost of your prosecution, incarceration and rehab?

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@MaryLTrump Are you still cut out of the will?

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@mark_slapinski Sure he will.

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@JoJoFromJerz What kind of day were you having when this picture was taken?

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@Freespiritcan @catturd2 Nope. Use this..l

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@EskandariA265 @EdKrassen Posted by a gay bald Palestinian?

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@scbelle18431 @faithfulsoul70 @EdKrassen @FBIDirectorKash @FBI Says the Michael Jackson look-alike!?

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@FullOfGraceUS @EdKrassen …here ya go, Penelope…try this on for size.

Who’s the pedophile?

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@CaptMarkKelly @GabbyGiffords Did you block her knowledge of what happened at the performers’ hotel?

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@WillLewis_1976 @adamcarolla I didn’t think your gender or color of skin should protect you from being labeled an idiot for being an idiot. Kind of like calling you a cum-guzzler because you have a gay-looking beard. Can you tell I just made that up?

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@gtconway3d But, I do remember this. She’s so smoking hot! Who’s doing her now? I know, not you!

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@JoJoFromJerz Speaking of disgraces…consider replacing your banner marquee with these two similar photos…

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@TedRall Well, then have a word with the stinky Somalis, who’ve embezzled almost $20 BILLION from the social services/healthcare systems. Fucking democrats.

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@gtconway3d This is what you look like several years ago, with a hot woman by your side. All you do now is whack off, thinking about those days.

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@RevRayCistman I found your baby photo…

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@RepTedLieu Happy CCP dreams!

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@peggy_gabour @joncoopertweets Innocent my ass. What’s with you lib women?

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@JoJoFromJerz YOU are not well, either, you skank.