Lady Mayhem's Tea

I make inappropriate teacups. Snarky, swearing, mom of 2 spawn, co-owner of Bookish Endeavors, where you can find all my things! #TheBloggessTribe She/Her

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New fav!

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@jenjenmace Whole heartedly agree! I love some gadgets! And also, the cherry pitter is one of my favorites!

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@jenjenmace Aw, Suggles. She was a goodn. I hope she’s snuggling someone now!

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@jenjenmace I fucking love bog water!

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@kellybarnhill 😂🤣😂🤣 this made my day!

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@jenjenmace @AmmoniteInk Couldn’t agree more! Fantastic book!

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@womensart1 Very cool

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@TheoNicole Quilting to the next level! Freakin love it!

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@jenjenmace I’m not going to lie, I leaned this from you as a baby grownup and it’s still one of my fav things ever. Caviat is that you need to like canned green beans to begin with.

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Threats from my 8yo:

“Be careful or I’ll sell your soul to Tom Cruise”

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@jenjenmace I so appreciated your efforts in hauling those delicious MN pickles to me in Cali!

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@ceibakoru Old navy bike shorts! And they have pockets. They’re my go-to after all other undershorts have failed me.

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@jenjenmace No idea but can we talk about how great that garden looks?!?!

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@mischievously I love her back!

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@mischievously I want to pet that dog immediately!

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@itkeekz

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@ocultado @djhilton7 @RainaBrands That’s an issue that starts way before the restaurant. Dudes, don’t destroy shit. It’s fucking stupid.

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@ocultado @djhilton7 @RainaBrands Wa couple years ago, when my kids were small, this was an issue at a local restaurant/bar. My husband brought it up to the manager who said they keep putting changing tables in the mens room and bros keep getting drunk and climbing on it, destroying the table, wall, stalls.

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Y’all I had to run out in my slippers and tackle this squaking mess as she defended herself from this inanimate object. My neighbors think I’m fun.

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Sometimes I put the chicken feeder on the deck, for some change of pace. Tikka Masala somehow got the string wrapped around her and created quite the squaking kerfuffle as she freaked out. All around the yard. #excitement