dude

i only root for teams that rip your heart out

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#NickMiller

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Asked for a raise I was handed a $50 gift card

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As a girl dad my wife gave me the ultimate challenge, watch Father Of The Bride and don’t cry.

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Can’t find a job in Virginia, tempted to write “ from the northeast not a lazy asshole” on my resume

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@PoopDollaHank Camron-killa cam

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Cruise control was invented by a man who wanted road head

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Soccer is gay

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Happy dodger deferral day

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If you schedule your vacations around sporting events, you are not cursed

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And yet I fight

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@Mets fuck you

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The idiots don’t know when to challenge

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We chase misprinted lies

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I miss Brandon Nimmo

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Hearing the Knicks didn’t have sex for 10 weeks makes my drought not feel so long

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Well done NYC

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BING BONG

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@barstoolsports Knickerbocker avenue

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Thank you @nyknicks