Emma Lamerton

Novice novelist lurking in Cornwall behind a rock, squawking to a seagull...

[Emma Lamerton @mayhemtwine]

@DanteLabs Can’t register my kit as keep getting an “unexpected error” message?

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@InWayneMode @GamewithDave Love these games ☺️

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@maniaUFO Thought of applying but figured if I had then I’d have known about it already…

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@niyetsel .

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@lippyent Ophelia

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@reeetums May not be Rapunzel-ing for a while but a pixie is still a wonderfully magical being. Wishing you all the best with your chemo and recovery.

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@CrazyVibes_1 1 - what a look! Love it and the shoes have been made for it! 😃

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@AuthorTRobare Ooh this sounds fun ☺️

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@Indyetheridge @taskmaster Genius! 🤣

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@AlexHorne #tmday4
Why don’t you find vampires among Santa’s elves?
They are scared of the sleigh!

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@arianatorswildt The song from Muppet Christmas Carol (one more sleep till Christmas) / the Pogues Fairytale of New York

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@depressionlesss Hi Skippy! 🐾 😺

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@depressionlesss Hi Maya, what a cutie! 🥰 have a wonderful November

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@TNLUK If we won anything on last nights lotto would we have had an email or is that system down until Monday too?

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@PopSocketsEU hello I’m still waiting for my order to reach the courier and it’s been 6 days, can you help?

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@c_markowicz Might say to give up, assuming we have the same definitions of success that they do.
I’ve had lots of friends nag me to send my novel over, only for it to then never be mentioned once I do… 🤣 good luck and keep at it, new project sounds exciting

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@c_markowicz I think few understand writers, even writers ourselves don’t always fully understand other writers as it’s such a personal thing. It might look as though we spend hours on our writing but ‘don’t get anywhere’ by some people’s logic (no contracts/agents/publishers) and they…

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@barb_avon I find the reviews for books concept a bit bizarre anyway. If I’m buying an appliance I check the reviews as I want it to work and be reliable and so others experience is relevant, as we want the same things from a toaster. Books are very subjective, so reviews less meaningful

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@TNLUK Could you please pick my numbers this time? 🤣✨

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@Dewiwrites Aww I’d swap, mine becomes encrypted after a couple of days 🤣