May Chan

Food activist, craft beers, mountaineer, humanist, naturalist, cook, biophilia, climber of rock/ice, travel, urban farmer, baby mad scientist, bad comedian.

[Steven Gussman @schwinn3]

Awesome. Why is this not shown to students?

[C’est La Vie @Robert_Beau]

I have questions.

[May Chan @maymarmalade]

@u_spellings Have you tried to spell the word “tchotchkes”?

[God @TheTweetOfGod]

I'm spiritual but not religious.

[God @TheTweetOfGod]

Just because someone else is stupid doesn't mean you're not stupid.

[May Chan @maymarmalade]

Don’t engage trolls.

[(((gina grad))) @GinaGrad]

I gained about 10 pounds after my wedding. I am incredibly happy with myself and my life. Unlike you, i have nothing to hide. I’ve looked through your Tweets and you seem very angry. I pray you don’t speak to your young son like you speak on Twitter or it’ll break his heart.

[American Academy of Sleep Medicine @AASMorg]

According to the @NIH, 30% to 40% of adults in the U.S. and 65% to 80% of teenagers report experiencing a #sleep problem. Data cited by NIH indicate that the health costs of sleep deficiency totals almost $411 billion each year. https://t.co/hPazcHFlib

[May Chan @maymarmalade]

@vsouders I swear this was you for a minute

[Bryan Bishop @BaldBryan]

Me when I taste grapefruit

[Jim Gaffigan @JimGaffigan]

COMEDY MONSTER on @netflixisajoke

[Mike Birbiglia @birbigs]

The best joke I’ve heard about the vaccine. 🏆

[The Daily Show @TheDailyShow]

Today, we celebrate America’s most explosive turkeys

[rob delaney @robdelaney]

A very happy Thanksgiving to you and yours from my boy’s Torbus & 𝙱𝚊𝚡𝚡𝚘𝚗!

[C’est La Vie @Robert_Beau]

Holiday Tip: Bring up Politics at Thanksgiving Dinner to Save on Christmas Gifts.

[May Chan @maymarmalade]

Never trust a person who do not have the ability to laugh at themselves.

[Bryan Bishop @BaldBryan]

Hey @Dameshek , I ran across this helpful chart:

#FruitOfTheYear

[May Chan @maymarmalade]

@GinaGrad @THEAndyHarris Looking great, Gina! Congratulations and may you and your new hubby live happily ever after.

[George Takei @GeorgeTakei]

As someone who experienced actual fascist policies in America and was sent to an internment camp solely because of my race, it is laughable to hear others cry fascism over common sense vaccine requirements.

I know fascism. I suffered under fascism. This isn’t fascism.

[Michele Norris @michele_norris]

Family feud keeps it real

[Dr. Glaucomflecken @DGlaucomflecken]

What a difference a year makes

[Jenny Lawson @TheBloggess]

Literally got weepy.