MaynardsMinion

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@ElonMuskAOC I can increase your sales.

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@alifarhat79 I’d fuck smiley glad hands and learn to swim. Learn to swim

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@jakeshieldsajj @RyLiberty Maynard’s balls are smarter then you are.

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@Taggart7 Cmon man. You could eat corn on the cob through a picket fence. Idiot.

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@sportbible Red Ass

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@TorrensJonathan I know what you’re saying.

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@ufc @MAKHACHEVMMA UFC finish 280

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@ufc @MAKHACHEVMMA UFC #280

[José Morgado @josemorgado]

This is fantastic

[Rage Against The Machine @RATMofficial]

HAMILTON. We return in 15 days. Here's a reminder of our last visit...

[God @TheTweetOfGod]

The only thing that can stop a bad guy with a gun is moving to Canada.

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@jakeshieldsajj We were quite concerned for your safety in Toronto too.

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@waub See you in the Hammer!

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@TheBaggish It’s actually tough to do here. Good on ya mate.

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@jakeshieldsajj When I was younger I really didn’t believe in Santa Claus, but now that I’m older, Christmas time is so much better. When I visit the North Pole I just feel the presence of Santa Claus. I also want to buy a gun to protect myself from those who don’t believe in Santa Claus

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@jakeshieldsajj Jake believes in a Santa Claus because that makes Christmas better!

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@jakeshieldsajj @Cernovich As much as your tweets drive me bonkers, I stick around because I met you and your father, and it was a cool experience. He was very nice to us. Brunch, day of GSP fight.

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@jakeshieldsajj Ironic that I only saw dudes wearing your shirt when GSP tossed you around.

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@jakeshieldsajj @GeorgeTakei Yes

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Shamed that #14 was a huge part of my childhood.