mj

times new roman is my kink. she/her 🪴

[mj @mayonmegg]

my lecturers: have you submitted your essay yet?

me:

[hafsa @heavybagofbones]

ur still an artist if u don’t release ur work. ur still a writer if u don’t publish a piece. art is still art even in private.

[Jasmine Valentine @thejasvalentine]

Me this entire month being solely kept alive by watching iconic strangers batter the shit out of each other at a wooden table #TheTraitors

[SHANE REACTION @imshanereaction]

Diane from #TheTraitors needs to get herself a gay agent immediately. Only we can be trusted to book her right. I want her on QVC selling nice tops, I want her wheeled onto the BRITs red carpet in her coffin, I want her version of I'm Every Woman for Children In Need.

[sᴜᴘᴇʀ ᴛᴠ @superTV247]

BAFTA. National Television Award. An OBE for Claudia Winkleman. One of the best episodes of television ever produced #TheTraitors

[mj @mayonmegg]

I haven’t been active on this app for so long but #TheTraitors is giving me all the content I’ve missed 😭😭😭 top tier

[JustRandomThoughts @randomstuffxzxz]

Double what?

[Lou Seale III @homo_placidus]

@fesshole Wife: “We don’t really have to do this, I already have the love of The West Wing in my heart”

Husband: “But how can I be sure of that?”

W: “Faith is the true shibboleth”

H: [head explodes]

[Bantshire University @BantshireUni]

It’s official! 🎊 We’re ranked the 3rd best Welsh post-Vietnam War, pre-92, specialist-curriculum (excluding farming) university south of the M4, west of the M5, in the county of Bantshire, for the second year running in the National Student Survey (Theme 5 only).

[Conal Baxter @conalbaxter]

@Dairylea we want suggest filled jumbo tubes from the dunkers (like a cannoli). @mjgriessel and I would take a lifetime supply of dunkers as payment for the day.

[Joe Lycett @joelycett]

I have informed the BBC that I am very much available for tomorrow’s #MOTD

[Louis Rabinowitz @Iouisrabinowitz]

hearing that the new season of you filmed on royal holloway campus and pretends it's in central london. a brave and powerful attempt to deny the existence of egham

[Greta Thunberg @GretaThunberg]

yes, please do enlighten me. email me at [email protected]

[Sam Yarnold @samyarnoold]

.@elonmusk with his hr director this morning

[Lionesses @Lionesses]

We're a @JillScottJS8 fan account now.

#ImACeleb

[Shannon Raj Singh @ShannonRSingh]

Yesterday was my last day at Twitter: the entire Human Rights team has been cut from the company.

I am enormously proud of the work we did to implement the UN Guiding Principles on Business & Human Rights, to protect those at-risk in global conflicts & crises including Ethiopia,

[https://gerardkcohen.me @gerardkcohen]

I am officially no longer the Engineering Manager for the Accessibility Experience Team at Twitter. I have words. 🧵

[https://gerardkcohen.me @gerardkcohen]

So, the Accessibility Experience Team at Twitter is no longer. We had so much more to do, but we worked hard! There aren't very many people that have had the opportunity to make such an important global platform like Twitter accessible, but we understood the mission.