Sam Yarnold

Parody

[St Mary's University @YourStMarys]

Following this morning’s news that we’re in the top 50 of @thetimes Good University Guide, we’re delighted to announce that we’re also rated in the top five for teaching quality and top ten for student experience

[St Mary's University @YourStMarys]

We're delighted to be rated in the top 50 of @thetimes Good University Guide, published online today

"Excellence is a core value for SMU, and rising steeply across all league tables in recent years is a result of this value in practice" @AnthonyMcClaran

https://t.co/uwMa0zrJ00

[Guz Khan 🥶 @GuzKhanOfficial]

This country is lacking an identity so badly.

You can’t afford your electricity and bread, and you think these people are watching out for you because they want to spin you a story of how they’re protecting you from REFUGEES?!

Are you okay pal? Like are you actually okay pal?!

[Sam Yarnold @samyarnoold]

@AmyLTP @Halfords_uk @HalfordsGarages That’s outrageous, I can’t believe they’d be so inconsiderate and then not bother to reply to you

[Led By Donkeys @ByDonkeys]

Vote him out

[Sam Yarnold @samyarnoold]

.@elonmusk with his hr director this morning

[The Guardian @guardian]

Revealed: working class people paid thousands less than middle class peers despite doing same jobs https://t.co/ynXrBoWRGO

[Zoe Gardner @ZoeJardiniere]

Good morning to this woman. I hope she’s having a fucking gorgeous day 😍

[Matt Goodwin @GoodwinMJ]

NEW. *The Conservative Party falls to the lowest level of support in British polling history*

Labour 53%
Conservatives 14%
Lib Dems 11%

@PeoplePolling Oct 20

[Jon Sopel @jonsopel]

I float this. Throughout the Tory leadership contest there was this whole narrative that Liz Truss has been under-estimated her whole career. Is it possible that it’s completely the reverse?

[Sam Yarnold @samyarnoold]

“Everything’s changing all the time (usually for the worse) but this is a budget that makes most of us poorer, just when things were hard enough anyway. And the whole thing is driven by an extreme ideology.”

Brilliant visualisation

[Led By Donkeys @ByDonkeys]

We've done our own mini-budget (check out https://t.co/KxoAIpmd3M)

[Sam Yarnold @samyarnoold]

@jpeach17 Especially when 45% tax rate is slightly misleading, it’s actually 5% more on earnings over the threshold than is already being paid on higher rate and at that point if you’re earning that much you don’t need the 5%.

[Jorgé @_gp_98]

The T-Rex during Jurassic Park

[Sam Yarnold @samyarnoold]

@jpeach17 @mayonmegg

[Jonathan Lis @jonlis1]

It seems a bit strange that nobody talks about the booster programme anymore? We all needed a third jab around six months after the second, and that was six months ago. Is the government just going to wait for the next big variant to start scrambling in panic?

[Sam Yarnold @samyarnoold]

@mayonmegg

[Sam Yarnold @samyarnoold]

@mayonmegg @FearghalConroy @NikkitaMonteiro

[Nancy Bentley @NancyBentleyWP]

New @YourStMarys #UniCast episode with @Tom_Grennan 🤩
We talked about:
🍊#caprisun
🎭@natsatclub / @natsatclubSMU
🎙Another Simmie hero @TherealNihal
🍽 REF breakfasts!
I am so proud of radio stars @samyarnoold + @mjgriessel
Please listen! ⬇️
https://t.co/TLkFSTgGad