Austin Brown

Only by loving your enemy can you truly destroy them.

[Austin Brown @mayorofbrownvil]

When your two elder brothers murmer bc they had to return for the plates but said nothing when it was for wives

[Austin Brown @mayorofbrownvil]

Christmas was a huge success; I have enough Summer Sausage to last until next Winter.

[Austin Brown @mayorofbrownvil]

@SenorBrownie I'm about to block you for making it so I can't retweet this 😤

[huntigula @huntigula]

ST PATRICK: behold I have driven all the snakes out of Ireland

COLIN THE SNAKE WRANGLER: wtf I don’t have any other skills my family will starve

[BBC Breaking News @BBCBreaking]

Physicist Stephen Hawking has died at the age of 76, a spokesman for his family has said https://t.co/ZfW9MSXCbL

[Austin Brown @mayorofbrownvil]

For some very obvious and many less obvious reasons, I got very lucky ❤

[🤙🏾 @KingWheatXVI]

In this regard, Mormons are some of the dopest people you'll meet. Literally always down to go above and beyond and want nothing in return. https://t.co/9pYk5lJiwe

[Austin Brown @mayorofbrownvil]

Trying to think of a way that I can actually make a difference during times like this.

[zezima @normanstormm]

shooting at stoneman douglas high school in Parkland florida (broward county). wish the best to the families who suffered in this

[Austin Brown @mayorofbrownvil]

@Kingleby1 Why did you need it for class?

[Austin Brown @mayorofbrownvil]

Bro if you haven't had a twitter by now there's no point 😂❤ @Kingleby1

[Austin Brown @mayorofbrownvil]

@Stephan97263199 @TylerCetina You forgot Top Golf 😂

[Austin Brown @mayorofbrownvil]

@JBeeizzle You did lol. It's all good 💆‍♀️

[Trenton @TKastensmidt]

The year is 2009. You’re a senior in high school and you’re about to graduate and go to college. You’re not worried about paying tuition because a local businessman promised you and your classmates tuition ten years ago. You are a Scott’s Tot. Life’s good.

[Latter-day Likes @LatterdayLikes]

Oh, you know that Jesus’ birthday isn’t actually December 25th? Please tell me more about how edgy you are

[Austin Brown @mayorofbrownvil]

@CafeZupas #FortUnion

[Austin Brown @mayorofbrownvil]

@CafeZupas also hires the greatest staff 🔥

[Austin Brown @mayorofbrownvil]

@CafeZupas is most definitely the bomb diggity.

[Jon @ArfMeasures]

ME [looks at menu] I can't speak French

WAITER [smugly] Just point at what you want, sir

ME: Ok I'll have this [points to menu] in English