May Pendergrass

[May Pendergrass @maypendergrass]

I had to add a second face scan while wearing a mask so my phone will actually recognize me and open using Face ID. Thanks covid.

[Jim Halpert, Dunder Mifflin (Parody) @JimHalpert__]

everybody: 2020 is finally going to be our year 👌🏼

3 months later:

[May Pendergrass @maypendergrass]

“Don’t get your skin caught in the zipper” @kentpendergrass coming in clutch with fatherly advice for @jamiebpen ‘s wedding dress shopping.

[May Pendergrass @maypendergrass]

In honor of #MPRraccoon making it to saftey, let us all take a minute to appreciate #theoffice episode, The Silent Auction Fundraiser, where Andy sees a raccoon eating a hamburger like a person. https://t.co/qX9g6WEgWG…

[May Pendergrass @maypendergrass]

I just realized people’s first thoughts when I say I’m from HSV are a viral disease so I’m going to stop being lazy and fully type out Huntsville.

[After the Final Rose @afterfinalrose]

Becca: do you love me? Arie: Only partly...I only love my bed and Lauren I’m sorry #GodsPlan #AriesPlan #TheBachelorFinale #TheBachelor

[Papa Gerber Baby @gerberbabyface]

#TheBachelor trying to desperately cling to its ratings

[May Pendergrass @maypendergrass]

Way to go Arie for finally doing something to make your season interesting. #sorrynotsorry #thebachelor

[May Pendergrass @maypendergrass]

Potty training my puppy is going great. She keeps using our tree skirt as a potty pad. Close enough

[May Pendergrass @maypendergrass]

I’m curious how they decide the Macy’s day parade float and singer pairings. The semi seductive song sung on the build a bear float was inspiring.

[May Pendergrass @maypendergrass]

Street lamp just flickered and went out as I drove by. Must be the upside down. #StrangerThings

[May Pendergrass @maypendergrass]

I chose day light savings weekend to get my puppy because every second of sleep counts.

[May Pendergrass @maypendergrass]

My dream is for all of my future home work assignments to be received with a #DillyDilly as they are turned into my professors

[May Pendergrass @maypendergrass]

@leegarrett_ @tacobell Hope you find her in time for @tacobell s steal a base, steal a taco deal #tacohero #StealABaseStealATaco

[May Pendergrass @maypendergrass]

@jamesmarkyarbro I will keep an eye out in Bruceton for you and collect some resumes

[May Pendergrass @maypendergrass]

@Australia @shelbyhamilton1 @gbrmarinepark @Queensland @jamiebpen Are you really flying to Australia to see your boyfriend or see the blue hole

[May Pendergrass @maypendergrass]

Is it too much to ask for a Boss like Michael Scott and a job with the productivity level of Dunder Mifflin?

[May Pendergrass @maypendergrass]

That moment when you get back to Birmingham only to realize that your phone is still in Huntsville... If you need me hit up my walkie-talkie

[May Pendergrass @maypendergrass]

I don't understand the dog show but I do enjoy watching the handlers trying to run next to their dogs #dogthanking

[May Pendergrass @maypendergrass]

For the earth will be filled with the knowledge of the glory of the Lord as the waters cover the sea. Habakkuk2:14 Gods purposes>our failure