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⚡︎ 𝗰𝗼𝗼𝗸𝗶𝗻𝗴 ⚡︎ 𝘄𝗲𝗹𝗹𝗻𝗲𝘀𝘀 ⚡︎ 𝗯𝘂𝗱𝗼𝗹 𝗳𝗶𝗻𝗱𝘀 ⚡︎ #𝗦𝘁𝗮𝘆𝗠𝗮𝘀𝗸𝗲𝗱 😷🍀 ⚡︎ vivre pour manger

[mayplanoba ∞ @mayplanoba]

Let's create a thread that we can come back to for a smile or a quick chuckle when we need it. RT with a meme you have on your phone.

[mayplanoba ∞ @mayplanoba]

Orphan (2026)

[ACERVO @AcervoCharts]

Mulher de 37 anos que fingia ter 12 anos é presa após enganar pais adotivos por mais de um ano em Santa Catarina.

[Dino Singson de Leon @iamdinodeleon]

The shameless and disgraceful Alan Peter Cayetano continues to drag down the Senate as an institution, despite the fact that he CLEARLY no longer has the support of the majority.

This menace only thinks of his selfish interests, and he lies through his teeth every single time while he quotes the bible and uses the name of God in vain. Blasphemy is his hourly ritual. Manipulation, the use of deceit, and gaslighting without end are his greatest skill sets.

A real Sith Lord.

[ねこじま まめたろう @nekojima_22]

ねこにヨガパンツを履かせるのが流行ってるらしい…？

ふとっちょだった頃のまめたろうとヨガパンツ、相性なかなか良いですね

[mayplanoba ∞ @mayplanoba]

TF are you saying?

[GMA News @gmanews]

'12 IS NOT 13. ALAM NG GRADE 1 STUDENT 'YAN.'

READ: Sen. Pia Cayetano issued a statement on the Senate reconvening on Wednesday, following the appearance of Senator Francis "Chiz" Escudero.

COURTESY: Sen. Pia Cayetano/Facebook

Visit https://t.co/T4xNFFqzti for more updates.

[mayplanoba ∞ @mayplanoba]

None of those 3 words describe you

[News5 @News5PH]

• Cayetano: I am still the legitimate, legal, moral Senate President of the Republic of the Philippines.

[Billy @akobaloy]

Pa-notaryo niyo na yan

[Patatas of Mindanao @tessgarcia]

Tangina may redemption arc tuloy si Chiz. Ganyan ka kagago Alan. Anyway dapat kasuhan pa rin si Chiz kase lumabag sya ng batas at walang naniniwala sa SALN nya samantala nakakabili sya ng paraiba ring.

But for now, maraming salamat, Chiz.

[mayplanoba ∞ @mayplanoba]

I live

[… @johnat143]

Taena. Talagang kinakanti ni Tulfo si Alan. ANG SAYAAAAAAAAA

[toche @toche100]

グローグーのたまごっち！…ほ、欲しい…

[mayplanoba ∞ @mayplanoba]

Give up Alan utang na loob ang kapal ng mukha mo mag-iwan ka naman ng dignidad sa sarili mo para sayo at para sa sambayanang Pilipino na sinswindle ninyo inaniyo

[🪺 @dweintzr]

sen bam making sure chiz aint going anywhere 😭😭😭😭😭😭

[Patatas of Mindanao @tessgarcia]

Walang naniniwala sa majority ano? Except mga trolls or mga taga-iglesia, I reckon.

[mayplanoba ∞ @mayplanoba]

@ishpresso Hit layk and subskrayb!

[mayplanoba ∞ @mayplanoba]

@ishpresso Hahaha

[mayplanoba ∞ @mayplanoba]

@ishpresso Alam ko lang MAGA si Mareng Jess

[ABS-CBN News @ABSCBNNews]

Nagtalaga ng mga bagong opisyal sa Senado ngayong Miyerkules, Hunyo 3, 2026, nang magdeklara ng quorum matapos ang dalawang araw na hindi pagsipot sa plenary session ng mayorya.

[mayplanoba ∞ @mayplanoba]

😭

[Arjun Rathore @Oiarjunrathore]

Because humanity would try to put their d!ck in it. And if they did, they wouldn't be breathing anymore.

[marv @mvn_dn]

"Your worst sin is that you have destroyed and betrayed yourself for nothing."

- Fyodor Dostoevsky

[mayplanoba ∞ @mayplanoba]

❤️: Pumasok ka na huy baka di na naman ako makapag Paris Haute Couture week leche

[mayplanoba ∞ @mayplanoba]

@ishpresso "Hey guysss…"