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hot mess af

[Roman Sheremeta 🇺🇸🇺🇦 @rshereme]

Spot the difference…

[Daily Loud @DailyLoud]

The Philadelphia Eagles decline White House visit

[Symone @symonerb]

Me when I’m overstimulated

[Amra Olević Reyes @amrezy]

Anytime I hear someone actually calling Twitter ‘X,’ I look at them with a bombastic side eye.

[Machine Pun Kelly 🇺🇦 @KellyScaletta]

Whoever did this is a genius.

[JB Thinkin™️ @JBThinkin]

You can call it the Gulf of America, but it's STILL the Gulf of Mexico. Just like you can call him the President, but he's STILL just a RAPIST and a FELON!

[alyssa @alyssaacorrine]

“It’s an honor to pway in fwont of the pwesident”

[★☭MassStrikeNow☭★ @strike_dr]

I’m so upset about Gaza. People survived the whole genocide and finally made it back to their homes and now they are being told they have to leave forever. Fucking monsters are cruel beyond imagination.

[Ryan Shead @RyanShead]

FACT: The President of the United States has a worse criminal record than 99% of the people he is deporting.

[adi @buwygfiib]

“donald trump has signed an executive order—“
“donald trump has revoked—“
“donald trump—“

[Drop Pop @DropPopNet]

Bad Bunny looks rideable in new photos.

[Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @AOC]

Oh, are you triggered? Cry more.

[Iamcleo @korectiion]

I done refreshed Instagram 10 times already & ain’t laughed once

[Alanah Pearce @Charalanahzard]

Drake suing Universal because "Not Like Us" was so popular instead of suing Kendrick for defamation for being PUBLICLY CALLED A PEDOPHILE is the funniest choice of all time

[solé @layxsnv]

i'll stop smoking when life stop smoking me