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[ms wiener mcgee @fartbuttsex30]

this is an all time tweet to me

[nia @only_shans_]

fucking love talking for a long time to strangers and never asking for a name or socials, theres something so charming about the first and last time you speak to someone like that

[solé @layxsnv]

you better hide yo kids capri suns when i come around cause i be dirsty too

[wukko @uwukko]

you’re not supposed to eat them

[ham mike @griffraff97]

I love watching impatient and aggressive drivers get owned by completely predictable traffic patterns

[Jebediah @itsJebediah]

how the fuck did he do that!?

[ຸ @daewop]

alright man yall starting to pmo

[Marty Hogan @marty_hogan]

OK... take my money

[Odell Beckham Jr @obj]

If u want summn in this world u gotta wake up n go get it.. im onnnat! N told my son the same thing . Attack the day! LUV

[cav empty @cavempty_]

it’s always fun when my life has surreal elements and heavy use of symbolism

[Meelz 💪🏾 @MeelzTV]

I would’ve got so caught up in the moment and started throwing people’s packages out to my adoring masses.

[Barnacre Alpacas @BarnacreAlpacas]

Hello Turbo 🥰

[🏛 𝐒𝐭𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐧 🏛 @nonregemesse]

Make an option to blow up a stolen phone

[aves @WNBAPILLED]

the best part of sports is millions of people around the world believing that their superstition is the deciding factor in their teams success

[Ovrkast. @ovrkast]

Don’t go into any bodega rn

[tobias @ibeonherelying]

“May my enemies die before their time; may they go down alive into the world of the dead! Evil is in their homes and in their hearts.” (Psalms 55:15)

[Sly 🔎 @ykslyy]

"Go tell your King what you saw here today...”

[Bob Saget @snatchingbtc]

Some of y’all niggas be Chicago dogs…. Just a weenie in a pickle 😂😂😂