Mazifur

Co-Founder Tayberry Tuition and Consultancy | Co-Director @atqhebden | Founder Knutsford Women In Business | 📻 Featured on BBC 5 Live and BBC Radio London

[Mazifur @mazifur]

POV: your mum’s just bought something from the in flight duty free trolley

[Mazifur @mazifur]

Big fan of this Scottish kid cheersing the BBC sport microphone 😂🍻

[Christina Tasty @ChristinaTasty]

This is going to sound like insanity to non-Brits who know us as the Beans on Toast country, but:

In a Full English, beans do NOT go ON toast. The toast is in a big pile on the side or on their own plate.

[Preethi Kasireddy @iam_preethi]

Since some of you are mentioning delayed cord clamping in the replies, here you go.

All three of my babies had delayed cord clamping as well. We waited until the cord stopped pulsing on its own.

Most people don’t realize that when a baby is born, up to a third of their blood is still in the placenta. That blood belongs to the baby. It’s packed with red blood cells, stem cells, and iron. Clamping the cord immediately cuts that transfer short.

Delayed cord clamping lets the placenta finish its job. And the research backs this up. Babies have higher hemoglobin levels, better iron stores for up to six months, improved brain myelination at 12 months, and for boys, better motor and social development at four years old.

My midwives didn’t rush this. They waited until the cord went white and limp and stopped pulsing entirely. This used to be normal. For centuries nobody rushed this. Then hospitals started clamping immediately because it was faster.

Your baby spent nine months connected to that cord. Give it a few more minutes to do what it was designed to do.

[Mazifur @mazifur]

It’s giving Driving Crooner

[Isabella Moody @IsabellaIsMoody]

Happy Halloween from JFK, Marilyn Monroe, and our little baby groyper 🫶

[Mazifur @mazifur]

Went to Aldi today and everyone knew you there

[Mazifur @mazifur]

Blue.
Obviously blue!

[Martin Lewis @MartinSLewis]

Imagine you're at school. You've a series of binders and are going to do a different colour for each subject. What colour binder would you put Maths in?

[Martin Lewis @MartinSLewis]

“Martin, should I pay my daughter’s tuition fees so she doesn’t need a loan?”

My answer… having already explained that the 1st priority is the ‘parental contribution’ for living costs.

Watch the full The Martin Lewis Money Show Young Person’s Money special: https://t.co/wawu1rTn7N

[Mazifur @mazifur]

Claire, it’s French

[TaraBull @TaraBull]

What do you call this haircut?

[Mazifur @mazifur]

Am I having a stroke

[Podcast Secrets of the Pharaohs @PodcastPharaohs]

🚨 | David Mitchell confirms that Peep Show are there were once they are did.

They became the first ever to have the first as in the era of that when of Channel 4 began.

Congratulations David ❤️

#peepshow

[ada enechi @adaenechi]

Also peak British culture, basically beating up your friend because you’re so happy for them

[Mollie Goodfellow @hansmollman]

And no PlayStation for a week either!!!!

[Mazifur @mazifur]

This whole thread is giving George Costanza

[Henry @_HMSP]

Went to a new burger joint.

Cheeseburger: $10
Bacon cheeseburger: $12

Order bacon cheeseburger

Waitress: “FYI, bacon is extra”

“Well, yeah, it costs $2 more”

“No, there’s an upcharge”

She says getting bacon on a bacon cheeseburger is an extra $2.50 on top of the price

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[𝗥𝗢𝗖𝗞𝗬 @TheWarKitchen]

I'm not even kidding when I say littering is the most disgusting thing you can do. Blows my mind how you can just throw a piece of plastic into the world and think nothing about it. Scum behavior. Leads to an uglier community and an uglier world.

[Mazifur @mazifur]

👀 I had a shirt almost exactly the same circa 2015 😂

[asper ki duniya @asperised]

got this idea to ask my mom to stitch the giraffe shirt that I wanted and she said yes hehe

[cinesthetic. @TheCinesthetic]

Game Night way overdelivered. Went in expecting a light comedy…got sharp writing, great twists, and one of the funniest casts in years.

[Grace @graceyldn]

If we can waste all that Co2 sending Katy Perry to space for 11 mins then we can bring back proper hummus lids. I’ve had enough. You can’t transport it anywhere after and the hummus goes brown, plus you can’t even recycle the plastic of the new lids.

[Aidan James @mcandidate]

an absolute legend

[Ben Smoke @bencsmoke]

why is your house filled with deliveroo drivers?