Michael Farley

Blah, blah, blah (insert something contemplative, witty or funny)

[Michael Farley @mb_farley]

@mjfree Just? We've been a joke since 1980. We just had a military every nation feared until recently.

[Michael Farley @mb_farley]

@tarapalmeri @abimbaker Idiocracy wasn't supposed to be clairvoient.

[Michael Farley @mb_farley]

@anekin777 @urmom_eth @NitroCircus @blckriflecoffee @TravisPastrana @mmgeneral @Jeremymcgrath__ @RickyCarmichael @twitchthis Ahh, so that's why we've been celebrating since January 1st, oh wait...

I'm truly sorry that every person that was supposed to help you learn how to reason failed.

[Michael Farley @mb_farley]

@PBDsPodcast The only person that could've done better at changing you and your audience's mind would have been @_michaelbrooks

@mehdirhasan did a great job. I hope you listened instead of just waiting for a space to speak.

[Michael Farley @mb_farley]

@anekin777 @urmom_eth @NitroCircus @blckriflecoffee @TravisPastrana @mmgeneral @Jeremymcgrath__ @RickyCarmichael @twitchthis What 250th anniversary are we celebrating?

Thanks for telling everyone you're not from the US or so damn stupid you think President Trump is a stable genius.

[Michael Farley @mb_farley]

@Ami61495883 @CathyYoung63 Yeah, Henry was an early supporter of Hitler because he saw an in to make more money. Thankfully his son, Hank the deuce, put his finger in the air and realized that Americans were anti-NAZI.

Unfortunately today that may not be the case.

[Michael Farley @mb_farley]

@DissentN @RevBlackNetwork @CathyYoung63 The tweet is only one sentence.

So please tell us the last word you read.

[Michael Farley @mb_farley]

@Gwinnett_wit @CathyYoung63 Elon kept Tesla from bankruptcy by defrauding the US Govt. He told them he had an investment from Daimler; he didn't. He told Daimler he had a US loan; he didn't. Both Daimler and the US accepted his lies.

He built 0 cars, 0 rockets, 0 solar panels. And yet you're on your knees.

[Michael Farley @mb_farley]

@CathyYoung63 The idea that the person having a net worth of $1T would be okay if...

Tell us who would be a good trillionaire.

[Michael Farley @mb_farley]

@anekin777 @urmom_eth @NitroCircus @blckriflecoffee @TravisPastrana @mmgeneral @Jeremymcgrath__ @RickyCarmichael @twitchthis It's more than 2 weeks to Independence Day.

It's no wonder that MAGA thinks 2020 was stolen; they can't count to 3!

[Alexander B. Howard @digiphile]

I would have appreciated @MeidasTouch asking me for permission to license my work before they used my photo, with @-ttribution and a link to my account or website — or offering to pay for it: They’re a commercial enterprise.
Any guidance on standards & practices, @RonFilipkowski?

[Michael Farley @mb_farley]

@jjverdi @amandacarpenter 4 for 4 little boy.

EAGLES, PHILLIES, 76ERS, FLYERS.

"I like the Mets and Rangers but I'm also a Cowboys fan."

How do you standup with no spine?

[Michael Farley @mb_farley]

@MarkQuiggmed @jjverdi @amandacarpenter 🤣

[Michael Farley @mb_farley]

@psyop_sentry @amandacarpenter Fix it how?

In 2024 the Kennedy Center was holding events with no issue. Somehow in 2025 it couldn't book acts, couldn't get people to pay to be patrons, and all of the sudden had massive structural issues that required marble armrests.

The TDS is strong with you.

[Michael Farley @mb_farley]

@poemsandprayer1 @amandacarpenter Revitalizing? In what way?

Everything costs more than when he took control. We're receiving less for our tax dollars than under Biden. Manufacturing is gong down. Our allies are afraid we won't honor our word. Iran had to bring in psychologists to make sure they understood him.

[Michael Farley @mb_farley]

@MarkQuiggmed @jjverdi @amandacarpenter Agreed, Jim is a cunt.

[Michael Farley @mb_farley]

@jjverdi @amandacarpenter Wait you're a Cowboys fan that is also a NY Rangers and Mets fan; you're a fraud in every aspect of your life, not the Giants, not the Jets, the Cowboys. Not the TX Rangers, not the Dallas Stars.

I'm sorry your father failed you.

[Michael Farley @mb_farley]

@RobDyer @amandacarpenter Then why didn't they do that when they put his dumbass name on it?

Yes, I know dumb has a "b".

Seems Trump only found that out recently, because he's fucking DUMB!

[Michael Farley @mb_farley]

@lu_lovesboxing @amandacarpenter Are you 12?

[Michael Farley @mb_farley]

@DeniseCoyle1320 @amandacarpenter He spent your tax money on putting his name on the building. If anyone is being dunked on it's the idiots clapping for him wasting their money for his praise.

That would be you, just to be clear.

I know MAGA has comprehension problems.