Omusyaba

Proud Ugandan. Husband. Father. Believer of a brighter tomorrow. Freethinker. Surveyor. auditor. accountant. To whom much is given, much is expected

[Omusyaba @mbanawe]

You succeed by conquering each day. Make winning routine

[Afshine Emrani MD FACC @afshineemrani]

When you’re expelled from school but your dad is the Principal.

[Troll Football @TrollFootball]

*Mbappe running with the ball*

Paraguay player:

[Albert | KatruGuma @albertKatruGuma]

A Muhoozi tweet ordering government not to give every MP that Ugx 300M for a car is going to crash this app.

[Grok @grok]

@nasser_Ug1 @mkainerugaba Sure! Replaced Ms Charlotte with Beyoncé. Hope this makes the day brighter! 😊

[Chris Obore @ChrisObore1]

Stealing from government is actually stealing from the poor. You must be so inhumane to even steal posho and beans meant for the poor. Just food ! When Govt decides to help the vulnerable it should be treated as a noble cause. How will u be considered rich if the poor are dead?

[Omusyaba @mbanawe]

@NinyeTabz Hasn’t been a good time for Cissy

[Tamale @256Rootyherman]

Hitler in heaven seeing a black making German eliminated while a Germany Tuchel is keeping England in the game

[Tiina NYENSTYA👌🇺🇬🇷🇼🇰🇪🇹🇿. @KabandizeAbel8]

@OfwonoOpondo @wallacey268663 @GovUganda @NRMOnline Its here we are

[Ofwono Opondo P'Odel @OfwonoOpondo]

Was it #PLU or @GovUganda that took the action to close the two media houses? Or maybe let us know if the @NRMOnline that Ugandans elected on 15th January 2026 is no more, and we just settle down.

[Alan Kasujja @kasujja]

It makes no sense to ban NTV from covering Parliament.

Creating an environment where journalism thrives works in everyone’s favour.

Parliament must do the right thing..

[Omusyaba @mbanawe]

@OdrekRwabwogo Sir declare your intentions early and we know. Is it you coming?

[Omusyaba @mbanawe]

@NinyeTabz @DrHilaryOkello Afterall a man with a big member has nothing to worry about in a disclosure of nudity

[Acyn @Acyn]

Trump: I was in New York, and I met a great police officer in New York. He said, “Sir, I want to thank you.”

I said, “For what?”

He said, “My wife didn’t think very much of me. We were having marital difficulties, actually. She thought I was nothing. I’m a police officer. I’m a tough guy.”

I looked at him—the muscles were all over the place. He didn’t suffer from that, but she thought maybe that muscle wasn’t so good because he was always losing money in the stock market.

And he said, “Sir, in the last year and a half, my 401(k) is up 74%, sir, and she thinks I’m Warren Buffett. She thinks I’m a super genius.”

I said, “How are you getting along with her?”

He said, “Well, I’m not so sure I like her anymore.”

[Daily Monitor @DailyMonitor]

QUOTE: "The other day I was telling people—I think I was in Mbale—and I said, 'Poor people will not go to Heaven.' They said, 'Hey, you man, you've committed sacri— I said you will not go to Heaven, do you know why? 'When you are poor, you won't go to Heaven. Do you know why? Because a poor man wakes up in the morning, first thing they do is curse God: 'God, oh God, why did you make me poor? Why is everybody else better than me?' >God gave you a head and brain for free. He gave you hands for free. He gave you legs for free. He gave you energy for free. He gave you land for free. He gives you rain for free. Then you curse God for not giving you money? God gave you the attributes of making money. That's why he has not come here to set up a business. God has no business, he doesn't look for a job, he doesn't earn a salary, so he can't give you money because he doesn't make money. But he has given you assets for making money. So stop blaming God for your poverty. In Uganda here, the poverty is in your head"- Gen (rtd) Kahinda Otafiire.

#MonitorUpdates

[Keir Starmer @Keir_Starmer]

The party is over @BorisJohnson.

Resign.

[Martha Karua @MarthaKarua]

As a young activist, my own family worried when we took a stand against injustice and challenged those in power.

But I always came home. Mama Rex's son did not, Eric Shieni did not, Evans Kiratu did not, Denzel Omondi and many other children who answered the call of conscience in June 2024 but did not make it home.

June 25th is a day to remember young Kenyans who believed enough in their country to stand up for it.

A day to stand with the families who continue to carry that loss and a day to affirm that no Kenyan should lose their life for demanding accountability, justice, and a better future.

On June 25th, let us stand together in remembrance, solidarity, and hope for those we lost and the families they left behind.

[Antonio Guillemes. @Aguillemes]

Una verdad incómoda para abogados: saber Derecho y ganar dinero no son exactamente la misma habilidad.

[Burora Herbert Anderson @harderHB]

Rehearsals gone bad.

[African @ali_naka]

Ayyoub Bouaddi (18 years old) born in France, his father is from Morocco. At least Moroccans didn’t say he is taking their Jobs. Well done young man !

[Marvel⭐️ @Lfc_marvel_]

Florentino Perez pulling out his 150m galactico signing (Bernardo Silva)