Mara Andreasen

food and wine lover, city dweller, aesthetician

[Mara Andreasen @mbandreasen]

@USPS @USPSHelp Where is my mail???

[Mara Andreasen @mbandreasen]

@Delta I have been waiting 6 months for my miles. How many times must I submit a formal request for anyone to do anything???

[Mara Andreasen @mbandreasen]

@delta why is it taking almost 6 months and several submissions to get miles allocated to my account? Flights were in September 2023!

[Mara Andreasen @mbandreasen]

@311 why wasn't recycling picked up this morning in the North End?

[Mara Andreasen @mbandreasen]

@christymorden OMG!

[Occupy Democrats @OccupyDemocrats]

BREAKING: The judge who signed the Mar-a-Lago search warrant is swarmed with death threats and has his address leaked by the MAGA crowd as they threaten to put a "rope around his neck" and "find out if he has children" that they can terrorize. RT TO DEMAND THE JUDGE BE PROTECTED!

[Axios @axios]

GOP Rep. Glenn Thompson was one of 157 Republicans who voted against codifying the right to same-sex marriage last week.

Three days later, he attended the wedding of his gay son.
https://t.co/YA6Lkj1wya

[Mara Andreasen @mbandreasen]

Fistpump McRunpants 😄

[Adam Kinzinger (Slava Ukraini) 🇺🇸🇺🇦 @AdamKinzinger]

Worth remembering: Josh Hawley was the first senator to say he would object to the electoral college, causing a cascade of Ted Cruz-es. There would not have been as much oxygen to trumps coup plan without Fistpump McRunpants.

[Mara Andreasen @mbandreasen]

@TamaraMellon I just received the worst customer service response from you.

[Matt Negrin, HOST OF HARDBALL AT 7PM ON MSNBC @MattNegrin]

One way you could stop your audience from thinking that is by not paying the person who said it to appear on your network again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again a

[Tara Dublin @taradublinrocks]

I deleted my tweets about Judge Luttig because I learned that like Joe Biden, he has a stutter & public speaking is something he’s had to work on. The truth is what matters the most. My apologies for tweeting before I had all the pertinent info #January6thCommiteeHearings

[Mara Andreasen @mbandreasen]

@Star_Mrkt my delivery never arrived. Was supposed to be here by 6pm EST. Called local store filling order, got nowhere. Card charged, only notification was "apologies, delivery is delayed" at 5:45pm, nothing since. Ordered through your app, not 3rd party. Not o.k.!

[Mara Andreasen @mbandreasen]

@thepointsguy Only available on iOS - really?

[Oz Katerji @OzKaterji]

Good morning, this is Kyiv calling.

Day 24 of Russia's invasion, Ukrainian resistance holds firm, but the nation is praying for the safety of more than 1000 civilians trapped under the rubble of Mariupol Theatre.

We are still here.

We will remain here.

#Kyiv

[Mara Andreasen @mbandreasen]

@hulu @hulu_support why is last night's SNL not yet available?!

[Mara Andreasen @mbandreasen]

@NewsHour who is this guy substituting for David Brooks? He exhibits flawed logic and poorly articulates his points.

[MeidasTouch @MeidasTouch]

Here is a link to the article: https://t.co/8dJWSRlyJY

[Mara Andreasen @mbandreasen]

Showered, lotioned, blow-dried. Next up: another shower. #ThanksMenopause #HotFlushes

[Jennifer Bendery @jbendery]

When I asked the National Congress of American Indians' prez for comment on Santorum, I did not expect so much fire. Wow.

Full statement below.

"Make your choice. Do you stand with White Supremacists justifying Native American genocide, or do you stand with Native Americans?"

[ThornyOpinion @OpinionThorny]

Proposal:

You can only purchase a gun one time every two years. It can only be a Tuesday in November. You must go and wait in line. There is only one place in your county. You must have multiple forms of ID. No one can give you water while you wait.