Stone Cold Jane Austen Powers

tattooer. mom. menace.

[Stone Cold Jane Austen Powers @mber6669]

Ok it’s done help me name it pls

[Stone Cold Jane Austen Powers @mber6669]

A Bring It On Style movie but instead of cheerleading its hobby horsing

[Dr. Cuck, MD. Esq @shitmonster3000]

putting a thong back on after pooping feels like a sin

[Acid House Hospital @darkmusick_]

Mulholland Drive if it happened in The Swag Era

[gracie ☆.*･｡ﾟ @fairyseajellie]

i love bringing this quote up on first dates rip </3

[lez usbourne @SZSPIRIA]

Doing a Girls personality test and getting the old woman in season 3 who begs Jessa to help her kill herself

[Raven @raven_brah]

Boomers when they see you peacefully fishing on a lake that is nowhere near their property line

[misa ࿇ @forxureyesonly]

for centuries literature was obsessed with loves that consumed people whole. now everyone wants healthy relationships. whatever happened to devotion, obsession, possessiveness, the desire to devour someone’s body and soul? what the hell is all this healing shit anyway

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

@pissvortex Let’s all name something we do like. I’ll start. I like painting.

[Sergio Da Silva @TurboHaus]

They were listening to that first blood brothers record wearing gold lamé bodysuits and doing blow. Suspenders, craft beer and twirly moustaches was another, worse thing.

[AG @hissingchoir]

it’s called “life.” You walk to the store. Maybe you see someone you know on the way. You find a dollar on the ground. The sun shines on your face. You are participating in the world.

[𝔊𝔲𝔫𝔱𝔥𝔢𝔯 @_GVNTHER_]

H.R. Giger and Debbie Harry photographed by Chris Stein

[my beautiful dark twisted emily 🇵🇸 @LargeRatGirl]

my penis looks like this due a childish prank

[𖤓˚₊ 𝙲𝙹 ˚.⋆☽ @orlocksdaughter]

This is still my favourite letterboxd review of all time

[Soleil @soleiljolina]

Having unwashed hair will have you believing shit like I can’t be saved

[Chief Keith @pangaeafan]

drug dealers used to always have some wild ass biology in their house. you’d go over to buy a gram of weed and a cat would be giving birth in the corner

[Cassie Pritchard @hecubian_devil]

Tbh a lot of you have this kind of autism it’s just instead of reporting people to the police for minor traffic violations it’s reporting people to “the community” (i.e. social media) for things like ice cream recipe violations. Cop autism is rampant.

[PmAmTraveller @pmamtraveller]

By Lorenzo Mattotti

[۟ @drunkinrio]

thoughts about kinderwhore: if what’s only kept visible is the “aesthetic” then people are naturally not going to read beyond surface level. once the trauma and politics are kept invisible, then the whole point collapses till it’s just a consumable style for the masses.