Matt Beran

Gallows optimist.

[Matt Beran @mberan42]

IF IT'S GOOD ENOUGH FOR FREDDIE MERCURY, IT'S GOOD ENOUGH FOR ME

[Vox @voxdotcom]

Virtually every country on earth uses Celsius but America still uses Fahrenheit...at a great disadvantage. https://t.co/m8t8Alps6S

[Terrible Maps @TerribleMaps]

The most popular baby boy name in each Italian region (2020)

[CNN Breaking News @cnnbrk]

NASA announces the four astronauts who will take the next big step on its journey back to the moon. The mission is set to launch as soon as late 2027. https://t.co/rsDXNwH9ss

[Flows @FlowsAndolini]

Bears asking to pay less taxes than a Nordstrom and cheesecake factory and I'm supposed to blame the state for saying "hold on man"?

[Mandy Kong 🦍 @mirann_darrow]

Of course you think the Governor's primary job should be to give free money to a football team. You are 12.

[NYTPitchbot @DougJBalloon]

Aides roused Secretary of War Pete Hegseth at 3 AM last night to warn him of the impending Israeli attacks. But this is hardly the first time that Mr. Hegseth has been awakened by the promise of shots.

[Matt Beran @mberan42]

@gpard 100% agree

[Lewis Hamilton @LewisHamilton]

RUN IT BACK

[out of context house m.d. @telyhouse]

Hugh Laurie responded to a criticism of House

[Matt Beran @mberan42]

@Matthuber78 I don't get it. What's the y-axis? LABEL YOUR CHARTS.

[constans @constans]

Amazing things are happening on X, the everything app

[Ross Read @RossRead]

Chicago did it again this weekend.
- Pokémon GO Fest
- USA vs Germany Friendly
- Cubs vs Giants
-Greek Fest
-Ribfest
- 57th Street Art Fair
And much more….

Summertime Chi is undefeated.

[Matt Beran @mberan42]

@tobiaschneider My professor wife, after I sent this to her: "I totally disagree. I don't even think failing grades motivate them."

[Fitz🍀 @CheapSeats411]

Try being a fan

[Matt Beran @mberan42]

FUCK the damned Friends of the Parks! They all can go to hell.

[Trung Phan @TrungTPhan]

George Lucas new museum cost $1.5B.

Chicago and SF both turned it down.

So, it’ll open at Exposition Park in LA in September 2026.

It is 300,000 square feet and has 11 galleries holding art (Norman Rockwell, Frida Kahlo), valuable comics (Marvel, DC, Peanuts), original film props (Star Wars) and his 17,000 pair collection of Air Monarchs (to be confirmed).

[Matt Beran @mberan42]

@chicagobars @fly2ohare

[IMPERATOR @IMPERATORAUS]

This is actually the perfect analogy.

[Matt Beran @mberan42]

@ShaneTuttleNCAA @grok This isn't true, correct?

[Matt Beran @mberan42]

Ok now THIS is funny

[Cybertruck @cybertruck]

Hey Luce

[Futurama Quotes @QuotesFuturama]

You're both very lucky. I'd pay anything to end my miserable loneliness. If only I weren't so desperately poor.

#Futurama