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Will teach you how to do your math and physics homework for free

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Nah who did this? 😭

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@afcjxmes What does rice even do

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Mf turning himself into a nuclear reactor

[🧸e @mygirlystuff2]

If I ate a single 1 billion calorie cracker, how fast would I get fat

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This brokie think he got a sniff of what being rich is like

[Phil Bernie @lomaxx]

This is where the “tax the rich” crowd lose me.

Say I earn 90k a year and in 2027 I inherit $200,000

I invest that $200k and after 10 years in the stock market it’s now worth $400k

If I sell it and realise the $200k capital gain, what the govt and the “tax the rich” crowd are saying is that I should be taxed as if I make $290k every year.

Now if I try and split that CGT income across 2 people I’m “greedy” and avoiding tax

But if I sell down in 4x $100k lots over 4 years and minimise my tax, that’s ok and nobody bats an eyelid - but it’s the same principle.

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This strawman crumbles easily because most people would say pep is the greatest manager of all time, and man city will indeed have no history without him

[Muniir @dripsciple]

Rival fans: “Man City would have no history without Pep.”

Man City fans: “So Pep Guardiola is the greatest manager of all time then?”

Rival fans: “No, he just found Man City already established and successful.”

Man City fans: “So we were already a big club before Pep?”

Rival fans: “No, you were a small club before Pep.”

Man City fans: “So Pep built a small club into a dominant one?”

Rival fans: “No, it was just money.”

Man City fans: “Then why didn’t the other rich clubs dominate football the same way?”

Every anti-City argument eventually starts fighting itself.

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Conveniently skipped 2025 coz the haters were right 😭

[Alks @cuoium]

2021 - “You’re getting 8th again”
2022 - “You’ll never get top 4”
2023 - “You won’t challenge again, freak season”
2024 - “You will never win it”
2026 - “Can you win it again?”

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18th again ole ole

[Premier League @premierleague]

Longevity of a legend 🫴

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@JG1905 Mainoo alone clears all 3 g

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@RamonLee1217 @Teaziii U missing out a lot 😂😂😂

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Tried the non chalant gimmick but got unmatched within 2 hours

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Leny Yoro

[Code Green SG @CodeGreenSG1]

Born in southern France. Subtle at first, but impossible to forget.

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@RamonLee1217 @Teaziii 5'10 is short as fuck ngl

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@mehulg10 Wc 2026 calls
Foden - 0
Saka - 1

😂😂😂

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@StevenMcinerney You have a shit global fanbase you fucking plastic club 😂😂😂

Cant match revenue generated by clubs like MU, arsenal and liverpool

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@Citizen_baker @FA_PGMOL Imma be real stopped at 2 coz dowman dive made the game go from 4-0 to 5-0 😭😭😭

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@fytbvro GIVE LIVERPOOL THE 90+ POINTS TROPHY

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@dripsciple "elite teams" mf u got 100 points coz other teams are crap

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@PaRaLlEx99 @Bd_irB_ll Who the fuck looks at that city super tram and thinks de bruyne is the problem? Without him city not touching najority if their trophies fucking engagement farming fucks

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@StopthatMessi_ @servuspugilum @biglunty Yes I wank myself to madueke everytime

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@1895cg Maybe if you cry about it enough they let you back in the premier league bro

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They aint second for once

[Opta Analyst @OptaAnalyst]

Bournemouth and Man City are currently on the longest unbeaten runs by any team at any stage of the Premier League season.

They meet at the Vitality Stadium tomorrow night.