Hammy

^ a real picture of me and Rege circa 2000. I once ate a happy meal in under a minute

[Hammy @mbhammy]

Everytime I update Twitter, I instantly regret it.

[Hammy @mbhammy]

@arnaultwhale done

[Hammy @mbhammy]

@uapsauce Just saw almost the exact same thing happen over Charlotte, NC. There were two of these flying very close together. One looked like it was trailing the other then this one turned around and the other disappeared in the distance the opposite way

[Boorish @Boorish_Sports]

Xavier Worthy against press.

[MrBeast @MrBeast]

I’m gonna give 10 random people that repost this and follow me $25,000 for fun (the $250,000 my X video made)

I’ll pick the winners in 72 hours

[Adam Schefter @AdamSchefter]

Jaguars’ QB Nathan Rourke:

[Hammy @mbhammy]

@BigSeanQ_ Double Chicken Quesadilla
Corn dog
Ranch Chicken Wrap (basically a Mcdys snack wrap)

Blueberry Cheesecake x Banana Pudding milkshake

[Hammy @mbhammy]

@traiint @certainlynotal From the parking lot

[Hammy @mbhammy]

@traiint @certainlynotal Taking the Celtics’ dick out your mouf

[Dave Portnoy @stoolpresidente]

I just found out about the passing of Uber Debbie. There are very few people you meet in life who are a true original. Debbie was a 1 of 1. She effortlessly made everybody around her laugh with her authentic personality. Thankfully I was able to reconnect with Debby just a few weeks ago. I can't believe it happened that fast. Just another reminder to never take a day or minute for granted in this life.

Rip true to a true legend. I hope she is enjoying a pack of Marlboro Reds in heaven

[Hammy @mbhammy]

@DailyLoud Damn he gave her COVID?! Monster

[Hank Lockwood @hen_ease]

Woah. This is very sad

[Hammy @mbhammy]

@Azzowen @UberHansen Sarcasm is tough on Twitter. Prime jerry rice upon second read should’ve been a sign. Regardless, my point still stands and I’ve been hearing similar non-sarcastic arguments made from actual “fans” lately

[Hammy @mbhammy]

@SideshowQuinn Curious about the wait but more curious about why your pronouns are Arkansas/Alaska 😂

[Hammy @mbhammy]

@Azzowen @UberHansen You’re forgetting that BB transformed the Bills franchise w/ similar moves in the past. He picked up Hyde and Poyer in the same offseason for less than 10 mil a year combined in 2017. Anyone who thinks he’s a bad gm is nuts. DHop would be awesome but the Bills can win it w/o him.

[Hammy @mbhammy]

The irony of this as a CCU (Coastal Carolina University) graduate is incredible.

[kira 👾 @kirawontmiss]

They really made a CCU (Cocaine Cinematic Universe) 😭😭

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[Hammy @mbhammy]

@traiint @BuffaloBills Aaron Rodgers in the huddle this year

[Hammy @mbhammy]

@BuffaloBills I got an idea…

[Lame White Man @Taiintt]

What the fuck

[Hammy @mbhammy]

@BarstoolYak

[Hammy @mbhammy]

@traiint @BuffaloBills Weird cause I remember beating the packers last year