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[kareemabduljaba @mbitiszn]

'50 shades of kawangware'

[Azal_Cha @janet_musa89701]

Mungu baba. Wacha nikafute io email nilikuwa namtumia, naskia nichukue kitu nijidungeeee.
😭😭😭msinidm nataka kwanza nilie

[kareemabduljaba @mbitiszn]

Magari huenda sana hii time ya blankets haha.

[𝐊𝐚𝐢•𝐫𝐨𝐬 🐞 @nyxwanga]

STOLEN CAR ALERT!
My partner’s car was stolen last night at @blanketsandwine from the main parking lot. Somewhere between 6pm and 8pm. Any leads would be massively appreciated.
Please RT widely

[kareemabduljaba @mbitiszn]

It's usually more about the tone than what they actually said https://t.co/NCB5IkHSPG just here some shit and start looking for exits.

[Kid Chaos. #Discipline Sucka Free. @KidChaosMIA]

I was talkin to a girl for a few weeks one time n when I went to pick her up for the first date, we got like ten minutes up the road n she said sumn like “ion know if i feel like being out fr”. I replied “i feel you” n immediately took her back home n spent the rest of the night getting “you’re sensitive” n “I ain’t mean it like that” texts. Idc. All I gotta do is sniff I’m more into you than you are fw me n it’s clipped. Yall niggas are just desperate n have no dignity. Ida left expeditiously

[kareemabduljaba @mbitiszn]

@TDi_Skoda @Kalasinga_ Nivile bado hatujasort food security.

[kareemabduljaba @mbitiszn]

Huyu ni newcomer hana hata uniform.

[Waigoko Kimengemenge @jrobah]

I will be following her everywhere in the kitchen while she makes dinner nikiambiwa "na by the way sijakuambia...."

Mimi niko tu hapo na "enhe, aki na vile ako sponyo...." while handing her the shit she needs and being rewarded with a scoop to taste if the salt is enough

[kareemabduljaba @mbitiszn]

Gle hukuwa imeuza uwoga ajab.Bei ya prado.

[KOT Socha 🇰🇪 @Kotsocha_ke]

Nimeona many Successful business men lakini Sijawahi ona mtu mmoja amebuy hizi luxurious vehicles.
Nowadays unapata kijana anauza khaki trousers Eastleigh amebuy GLE.

Very suspicious.

[kareemabduljaba @mbitiszn]

You can be resentful,but don't pretend you have more tools to make better decisions and that your hypothetical solution would yield a better result.

[ٓ @muxsin2003]

@mbitiszn Yep your right I’m a stupid simpleton, tactical master stroke for Arteta seeing as Saka tore his hamstring 2 years after this 🔥

[kareemabduljaba @mbitiszn]

@muxsin2003 Saka getting injured is just fate,nothing about arteta they obviously take every precaution they can to protect players,they're after all multi million dollar assets,you really think you have more motivation to protect them than people whose money n reputations are on the line?

[kareemabduljaba @mbitiszn]

@muxsin2003 Not to mention their agents,family https://t.co/UwmlMkR8GS think you know more n are better equipped to protect players than all the people getting paid the big bucks to protect them,all of whom are better equipped and experienced than a fan,not to mention the players themselves.

[kareemabduljaba @mbitiszn]

@muxsin2003 Not about being right,more about the grandiosity of thinking you'd make better decisions than guys paid millions to make said decisions,by your logic,as an outsider,you know more than the club owners,coach,players themselves n all Drs n physios clearing them to play every week.

[kareemabduljaba @mbitiszn]

@pedrodri612 In reality an older bigger car would be better for baddies.

[kareemabduljaba @mbitiszn]

@Arti11ero You can improve,but you can't get to haaland,mbappe,lewandoski,kane etc levels man,that you just have to be born with.

[kareemabduljaba @mbitiszn]

@JustEvansK Wachina wataanza kuuza on scale na ndio kutaharibika saidi.Hata already wameanza,it will take sometime to flood the markets,but it will.

[kareemabduljaba @mbitiszn]

@tishiwayne @clichy_malooks Wanatoa wapi time jameni?ama ni kubahatisha tu?

[kareemabduljaba @mbitiszn]

Mwanamke akisema 'my man,my man,my man' in reference to me naanzanga kuskia my ancestors' enemies laughing at me from hell.

[kareemabduljaba @mbitiszn]

@316simsim @DoubleA_2208 What exactly is a 'galactico'?

[kareemabduljaba @mbitiszn]

Public transportation inafaa kuwa public hire drivers on salaries and pensions and end the https://t.co/aLtd5yBoB8 it under counties if you like and equip nys to train young men and women into the job.More dignity for the workers,more dignity for kenyans,safer roads.

[Anjeyo E. Ananda @anj_116_]

Let me ask something. Na @matatuindustry and @kisinga_v

If someone is injured after amehang namna hii ama when matatu does Manyoka and ianguke, who bears the responsibility of treating this guy?

[kareemabduljaba @mbitiszn]

@jacobChloe Uzuri wao they always take credit.

[kareemabduljaba @mbitiszn]

3hrs?Minors?Jaba.

[Paul Olind @OlindPaul]

If I had to describe Kenya in one word, it would be "impunity." Too many people act with the expectation that there will be little to no accountability whether in schools, on the roads, or in politics etc. Nowadays this is being exarcebated with "rationalisation".