Michael Black

Kansas City raised, Royals, Chiefs and Thunder fan for life.
Warning: I use full language, have strong opinions, and call out bullshit. Follow at your own risk.

[Michael Black @mblack601]

@RealBirdLawyer @Th3Claude Completely agree. Ownership dancing on the grave of theonly thing that they had is pretty fucked up.

[Michael Black @mblack601]

@Big_Sarge79 @JTTheBrick Unless you can find a video of Chiefs fans doing this exact same shit, wearing the same flags, and singing the same song, this smooth brained raiders fan will keep moving the goal posts.

[Michael Black @mblack601]

@DMacWake316 This guy couldn't have picked a better way to tell on himself

[ᗰᗩƳᖇᗩ @LePapillonBlu2]

@krassenstein Drain the swamp!

[Michael Black @mblack601]

@Emolclause One of the first lessons you should be taught is to be careful what you ask for.

[Michael Black @mblack601]

@PranavSriraman Oh he's hurting! 🤣🤣🤣

[Michael Black @mblack601]

So many pissed off fans of other teams in the comments. Genuinely hilarious. LOL

[Mike Garafolo @MikeGarafolo]

The NFL concluded its investigation of #Chiefs DBs coach Dave Merritt and found insufficient evidence of a violation of the personal conduct policy, sources say. A Kansas district court dismissed misdemeanor DV charges last month. No discipline from the league as well.

[Michael Black @mblack601]

Oops
Someone put their pin on the lawn to make it easier to remember, I guess. 🤣

[KCTV5 News @KCTV5]

Federal authorities are investigating vandalism on the National Mall after a large “8647” message was found etched into the grass Thursday.

STORY >>> https://t.co/gEibVHLahP

[Michael Black @mblack601]

I need this. Along with a good divorce lawyer.

[MLB @MLB]

These apartments have a literal ballpark as a backyard 🤯

Mississippi St. has 12 two-bedroom/two-bathroom apartment units just beyond their left-field wall

They include two bedrooms, two bathrooms, a kitchen, a living room and a balcony to watch the game from

[Jess Margera @jessmargera]

Dudes will binge watch the taken franchise then when real pedo human traffickers show up they vote for them 3 times and hang their flag on their truck

[Michael Black @mblack601]

@E0_DS0_Omega @SportsCenter @JFowlerESPN I jumped onto your profile to see if you were a fan of a rival, due to this being a common talking point among conference rivals. After reading a few of your posts, I don't even care now. You have some fantastic stories. You've gained another follower. Very engaging.

[Michael Black @mblack601]

Cause, you know, Mahomes never won the ship after his rookie deal was up and he started making bank. Oh wait.

[1stBornRaider @1stBornRaider]

@JFowlerESPN @AdamSchefter @RapSheet One of Brady’s greatest moves was a lower base pay to fill the roster around him. Mahomes’ greed will cement him firmly outside the GOAT convos from now on

[Michael Black @mblack601]

Look what I found @LouDPhillips. I'm going to have to check this out.

[Michael Black @mblack601]

@RealBirdLawyer They are like the worst of the Twitter users. Just saying shit to get reactions and create engagement.

[Michael Black @mblack601]

Anyone got a parachute? No? That's ok, I'll figure something out. Just open the door, I'll find my own ride.

[𝕯𝖆𝛎𝖎𝐝🧘🏾‍♂️ @DavidPattt]

You have an 8 hour flight, which celebrity are you sitting next to?

[Michael Black @mblack601]

@truegreenthumb The blue states can probably do without that money more easily than the red states. Besides, if one of my kids pulled this bullshit, we'd have to have a new understanding. You don't refuse to do your job because you didn't get your way.

[Michael Black @mblack601]

@jazayerli You know salvy isn't participating! 🤣

[Michael Black @mblack601]

@whatshisfaceono Good gawd! Can you imagine the funk emanating from that diaper!

[Michael Black @mblack601]

@SasquatchVinnie Damn. They pulled it off despite Lucas' best efforts.