Michael Myer

Former Latin teacher whose hobbies include books, bikes, beverages, and one particular babe.

[Michael Myer @mbmyer]

The rest of the world's leaders are behaving the way the adults behave in “It's a Good Life” (S3 E8 of The Twilight Zone).

And we are the people who granted the child the ability to wish people into the corn field.

Shame on us all.

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Shuai may have just coined a term for the residual traffic slowdown long after the accident has been cleared: memory jam. #MemoryJam

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December 24 is the night that Advent and the Great #OAntiphons have been pointing toward

https://t.co/qOIcwfASFu

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December 23 is the seventh and last day of the Great #OAntiphons

https://t.co/rBORokq21h

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December 22 is the sixth day of the Great #OAntiphons

https://t.co/5oY1ino3gZ

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December 21 is the fifth day of the Great #OAntiphons

https://t.co/c3raZZpGjx

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December 20 is the fourth day of the Great #OAntiphons

https://t.co/9q3hvSDHV5

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December 19 is the third day of the Great #OAntiphons

https://t.co/AKravkX0fy

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December 18 is the second day of the Great #OAntiphons

https://t.co/3Fhm5SXGAm

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December 17 is the first day of the Great #OAntiphons

https://t.co/XoTeBWb0BS

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Today’s tomato sandwich has been adulterated with bacon.

Not sorry.

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Queso de Mayo

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@dogwooddell Also in the Frick is this: https://t.co/eguxkXOgHJ

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@dogwooddell On any normal day, just go to the Frick (a few short steps from the Met) and you can see three of the 35 known Vermeers.

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@cdstarkey I have lost count of the number of people who have questioned the state of my soul because I have stood against this jerk. Evangelicalism has a whole lot to answer for.

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How are y'all feeling about your support of that self-serving grifter now? Gonna buy one of his trading cards?

https://t.co/lTlSpybvbo

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Welcome to Advent. Don’t forget the reason for the season.
https://t.co/qGYMMEY6O9

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#SquadGoals

[Michael Myer @mbmyer]

If I seem to become a bit amorphous soon, it’s probably because I signed the wrong permission forms with AncestryDNA.

[Michael Myer @mbmyer]

Please remember that most people are *NOT* trolls, that most people are just damaged souls doing the best that they can. Believe the best of individuals and forgive them as you would want to be forgiven.

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