Martyn Porter

Global IT projects by day, sleeps with a loaded Canon by night

[Martyn Porter @mbnu99]

@JoshDeanMP Hi Josh, firstly congratulations on doing such a great job for your constituency, of which I am in. I just wanted to voice to you as a UK tax payer I think it's deplorable that we are yet again talking about security for royals who don't want to work.

[Martyn Porter @mbnu99]

@andyburnham as a UK tax payer I hope we (the tax payers) don't end up paying for members of the Royal Family who don't want to work for their country. In fact I think it's deplorable we are even talking about this again.

[jess 🇨🇦 @MapleMomEh]

I love coming across random accounts that have blocked me lol

[Martyn Porter @mbnu99]

@itsnoradavis The word you forgot to mention is beautiful

[Martyn Porter @mbnu99]

@creamofcountry They look OK to me, it just shows you've had a life x

[Martyn Porter @mbnu99]

@drawio hi, I've been sent a drawio file but I can't open it as the bank I work for won't allow the software. I asked for an export in .vsdx format and told you have removed that function, may I ask why please? Have tried other export but they don't import into my Visio well

[Martyn Porter @mbnu99]

@F1 @f1 love F1 and have been to tracks throughout Europe, but...., something needs to change at Monaco it was a "how slow can you go" type of race it needs spicing up

[Martyn Porter @mbnu99]

@hertscc We need to be more like the French they wouldn't put up with roads like ours with such high council rates they would be blockading the offices. Hertfordshire's roads are a disgrace to the county

[Martyn Porter @mbnu99]

@StortfordTC the weather is beautiful at the moment, why can't we close off part of the high street (the section between south and north street & Apton road, you could create a great cafe, artisan culture that would bring people into town.

[Martyn Porter @mbnu99]

@EastHertsPolice You link to "what matters to you" on your tweet doesn't work. What I was going to put is how people block pavements by parking on them.

[Martyn Porter @mbnu99]

What's happened at @madebygoogle new tablet
US price $499
UK price £599
Feel like EU & UK are subsidising the US I'd like one but not at this price point considering US cost

[Martyn Porter @mbnu99]

@tradesparky Hi there, I put in order number TSL097620 Thur PM for 2 x Fox ess HV25 batteries and have not heard anything since. I need to book a day off for the delivery, do I need to book Monday off? Thanks, Martyn

[Martyn Porter @mbnu99]

#bishopsstortford parking on a disabled spot, smoking in car with two young children.....#badpareting #norespect

[Martyn Porter @mbnu99]

@OWLIntuition hi there, is there a problem with the service my owl hasn't been able to connect since yesterday afternoon

[Martyn Porter @mbnu99]

@netflix what has happened to seasons 1-3 of Manifest, over the past few weeks we have got half way through season 3 but they no longer appear to be available in the UK?

[Martyn Porter @mbnu99]

Oxygen OS12 was a poor implementation and from what I'm reading OS13 will make it even worse, it's back to Google Pixel for me I'm done with @oneplus @OnePlus_UK broken promises for a good vanilla Android experience

[Martin Lewis @MartinSLewis]

Question I'd like all potential Conservative leaders to answer (RT if agree)

The energy price cap's predicted to rise 64% in Oct taking a typical bill to £3,244/yr; & rise again in Jan to £500/yr more than when May's help package was announced. What'll u do to avoid this & when?

[Martyn Porter @mbnu99]

@F1 time to rethink Monoco as a F1 venue? Times and the cars have moved on and it's not as fit for purpose as it used to be.

[Martyn Porter @mbnu99]

@MartinSLewis @andrewellson I never did think letting the utility companies go private was a good idea they should be for the benefit of consumers not overseas shareholdere