mbo

[Senior PowerPoint Engineer @ryxcommar]

Day in Trump's economy:

> Wake up, check the news
> BLS: "10 billion new jobs created"
> Check my phone to see what today's tariff rates are.
> Norway up 20%, Cambodia down 5%
> Go to my iphone assembly line job where I make $7.25/hour
> Spend next 4 hours putting chips inside phones
> Take 15 minute break
> Check my shitfartpisscoin holdings
> Rugged
> Watch the FOMC meeting
> FOMC is just Trump
> Trump goes on stage and announces he's raising rates from -10% to -5%
> Also announces date of Jay Powell's public execution
> AI manager scolds me for taking 16 minutes on my 15 minute break
> It's only been 12 minutes
> Call employee help line to complain
> It's also AI
> Go home frustrated
> Complain to my girlfriend about my job
> She's also AI

[pixhel @pixhel_eth]

I'll tell my kids this was james wynn after losing $86M

[mbo @mbo199x]

@alrightbuddyHL alright buddy

[mbo @mbo199x]

@alrightbuddyHL @coingecko alright buddy

[Boring_Business @BoringBiz_]

“Are you enjoying Microsoft Teams?”

Did Lehman Brothers enjoy the 2008 financial crisis?

[フ ォ リ ス @follis_]

@LomahCrypto I’m tired boss

[Tooly @ToolySOL]

Do it alone if you have to

[LilMoonLambo @LilMoonLambo]

Bitcoin to $100,000 in May

[Scott Dedels @LanternBitcoin]

@WhalePanda Coinbase has like 30 or 40 million btc to sell. 15,000 is nothing

[lynk @lynk0x]

The next candle immediately after I sell

[Route 2 FI @Route2FI]

It's unbelievable what one green day in the market does to a man's optimism in life.

[ibr @stillibr]

No crying in the casino

[Ben Carlson @awealthofcs]

China:

[j @thickyrubio]

the art of the deal

[libertarian redhead @LibertarianRed1]

Become untariffable!

[Not Jerome Powell @alifarhat79]

Have you?