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[Facundo Savala @FacundoSavala]

RETWEET if you want Russell Martin to be sacked by Rangers TONIGHT. 👋

[MarkyBee @mborthwick]

@MicrosoftHelps I’m trying to renew my partner subscription and need to update my legal profile email address, but I receive this message. Support keep telling me to update my email which is what I’m trying to do!

[MarkyBee @mborthwick]

@man_savings 9th

[MrBeast @MrBeast]

I’m gonna give 10 random people that repost this and follow me $25,000 for fun (the $250,000 my X video made)

I’ll pick the winners in 72 hours

[Led By Donkeys @ByDonkeys]

This is Brexit

[Billy (Official Silly Guy) @Your_Pal_Billy]

It absolutely never fails.

[MarkyBee @mborthwick]

@TicketmasterCS I’m trying to confirm the delivery address on an order but can’t get past your automated help, can you assist? I can’t remember whether I’ve already changed the address or not in 3 years and I’ve moved twice! Order 27-40259/UK3

[Scott Bryan @scottygb]

STOP WHAT YOU ARE DOING AND WATCH THIS MOMENT FROM THE ONE SHOW

[Scott Bryan @scottygb]

*A One Show item introducing a new Nixon film*

Dan Stevens: “What you’ve got is a criminal for a leader who is wrapped in a messy war, embroiled in a stupid scandal and surrounded by ambitious idiots and really should resign … I’m sorry that’s the intro to Boris Johnson.”

[Supertanskiii @supertanskiii]

Edwina Currie, the person that gave Savile free reign at Broadmoor, is finding new inventive ways to be a despicable piece of shit.

[Olivia🤍 @oliviaabbot]

My family need your help✨🙏🏻
Please help us spread awareness for Rudi. Unfortunately what the NHS can provide has now reached its limits for him but will not give up.
A fundraiser has been organised to contribute to the cost of some trial treatments that he may be eligible for❤️

[HENRY MORRIS @mrhenrymorris]

The take home from this graph is clear:

We need to completely eradicate benefit fraud before we can tackle corporate tax evasion.

[Terry Pratchett @terryandrob]

The reason that the rich were so rich, Vimes reasoned, was because they managed to spend less money.

Take boots, for example…

1/5

[Danny Wallace @dannywallace]

Slim down the Royal Family to 5 decent main ones. Make anyone from Eton sit an exam about heating & eating, or do work experience at a Burger King. Introduce a Voting Test before any referendum. Politicians banned from Light Ent shows. Bring back Kellogg's Start cereal. Let's go.

[HENRY MORRIS @mrhenrymorris]

@pritipatel I agree. Do not trust people who have secret meetings.

[Keir Starmer @Keir_Starmer]

People across the country followed the rules, even when that meant being separated from loved ones.

They had a right to expect the government was doing the same.

To lie and to laugh about those lies is shameful.

We have a Prime Minister who’s socially distanced from the truth.

[Paul Brand @PaulBrandITV]

EXCLUSIVE: Video obtained by ITV News shows Downing Street staff joking about a Christmas party on 18th December last year.

No 10 has spent the past week denying any rules were broken. This new evidence calls that into question.

[Robert Peston @Peston]

You know that Downing Street Xmas party that the government party denies ever happened, well @itvnews has exclusive footage of a mock Downing St press conference four days after in which head of broadcast Ed Oldfield and @AllegraCOP26 joke about it. https://t.co/PfWLmZeXQW