Mark Botham

[Mohamed Salah @MoSalah]

Can you tell us how he died, where, and why?

[Mark Botham @mbotham]

These M&S sandwiches are getting out of hand ! Banana and Crisps ? - Hitler’s favourite as confirmed by #RedDwarf

[Mark Botham @mbotham]

@TheChief657

[Mark Botham @mbotham]

@TheChief657 They’re on next week at the wedgewood rooms supported by Colby Bishops Magic Hat

[Bill Kristol @BillKristol]

The Biden economy is so strong businesses are willing to hire convicted felons out on bail.

[Mark Botham @mbotham]

@Lauratobin1 Looking ahead, is there any way of predicting whether the UK will feel any after effects from Milton in our weather system or it will it blow itself out over the Atlantic ?

[James O'Brien @mrjamesob]

First they came for the weapons grade imbeciles who, unbelievably, compared an actual Holocaust to the idea of stopping people from smoking in pub gardens.

And I did not speak out.

Because there are literally no words to describe the utter awfulness of these hideous people…

[Rebecca Tidy @DrRebeccaTidy]

These 2 Plymouth rioters have been convicted of 209 previous offences + they told the police they were rioting because immigrants cost the taxpayer too much money.

Judge Linford made them work out how much their offending had cost Britain's taxpayers over the last 38 years.👇🏻

[Team GB @TeamGB]

Proud ❤️

327 athletes, 65 medals. One glorious team.

#Paris2024

[Wat_the_deuce 🍀🇮🇪☘️ 2 @wat_thee_deuce_]

Father Ted's "My Lovely Horse" a capella style 🐎 😁

[Paddy Briggs 🇪🇺 🇵🇸 🏳️‍🌈🇬🇱 🇪🇸 @PaddyBriggs]

Enough ?

[HENRY MORRIS @mrhenrymorris]

Tommy, are you saying you're upset because you sought sanctuary in a different country but some right wing ghouls tried to flush you out? If so, I have further questions.

[HENRY MORRIS @mrhenrymorris]

The Papua New Guinea Courier's take on the UK's racist moron problem.

[Armando Iannucci @Aiannucci]

Just because you’re loud doesn’t mean you’re popular. The thugs on Britain’s streets last night tried to shriek and bully us into thinking they had a majority on their side, when the only thing they had on their side was bricks. The rest was noise. They’re a tiny fraction of a country that’s much bigger and more generous than they’ll ever be.

[The Labour Party @UKLabour]

Preparation is the key to success.

[Marty Lawrence @TeaAndCopy]

everyone on their third hour of watching the #OpeningCeremony

[Mark Botham @mbotham]

@TheChief657 Absolutely - this is proper fail at scale by the look of it, windows machines going into BSOD and then recovery mode. Can’t mass remove the update centrally by the look of it - fun times

[Mark Botham @mbotham]

@Baddiel Don’t say it 🤫

[Mark Botham @mbotham]

@prodnose Atop of some nice chunky slices of toast I hope 👌