Lds church: we're gonna switch to a two hour blo–
Exmormons: well I already go to ZERO hours of church 🤣🤣🤣 also did you know that joseph smith had 33 wives?
Every time someone on social media is like “I love my family of 4” I start panicking like wow did they have another baby and I missed it???
And then I realize they are talking about their dog.
So some woman was choking at dinner tonight. People were yelling for someone to call 911 or asking if there was a doctor there. So my dad stands up and says “I’m not a doctor, but I could play one on tv”... trying to lighten the mood? Needless to say, it didn’t help. 🤦🏼♀️