Michael Brooks

Mostly a lurker and retweeter, occasional original thoughts. 🌲 sports fan. Banker in real life. 🌈. he/him/his. (views are my own)

[Angry Staffer @Angry_Staffer]

Kamala Harris: I’m going to stop grocery stores and manufacturers from price gouging.

MAGA: OMG THAT’S COMMUNISM! PRICE CONTROLS! This will be the death of America!!!!

Trump: I’m instructing DOJ to probe oil companies for high prices. Lower prices now!

MAGA: our hero 😍🥰

[Anonymous @YourAnonNews]

Look what we pulled out of the Reflecting Pool...

[Charlotte Clymer 🇺🇦 @cmclymer]

It takes 1.28 seconds for a message to reach us from the Moon.

It takes as little as 35 minutes from Jupiter.

It takes as little as 4.5 hours from Pluto.

It takes at least 6-12 months from NYT reporters, plus $30 for the book containing it.

[Lauren Vidas @BroadAndMarket]

All I can say about the reflecting pool debacle is that I thought it would be impossible to top the Four Seasons Landscaping plot line, but having the guy who said he was gonna drain the swamp accidentally MAKE A GIANT SWAMP is giving it a run for its money.

[Brian Allen @allenanalysis]

Stephen Colbert and David Letterman paying tribute to Obama’s infamous tan suit at the Presidential Center opening is exactly the level of pettiness and historical accuracy I respect. 😂

Some controversies deserve a reunion tour.

[Rodger Sherman @rodger]

VEGEMITE FREE ZONE

[Ichigo Niggasake @SomaKazima2]

LMFAOOOOOOOO

[Han Shawnity 🇺🇸 @HanShawnity]

When even France is like "hey, slow down, you're surrendering too fast," you know it's bad.

[Renee @PettyLupone]

Obama got emotional in a recent interview recalling how he used to read letters from Americans all over the country.

And then I got emotional remembering how presidents used to be able to read.

[Renee @PettyLupone]

New gif for when Repubs lose elections!

[Ben Meiselas @meiselasb]

The algae always comes back…

[Molly Jong-Fast @MollyJongFast]

This is such a dumb unforced error that is now a larger metaphor for an administration that continues to make their own problems worse

[Sarrah Bellus @sarrah_bellus]

This iconic duo meme just got upgraded. 😂

[Cat Escalera @EscaleraCat]

@HQNewsNow Now imagine if it were Biden ? Where is CNN? Where is Jake tapper?

[Spencer Hakimian @SpencerHakimian]

8D Chess

[David French @DavidAFrench]

This is an astonishing document. Not a single war aim has been achieved, but Iran receives enormous financial incentives, and even Hezbollah gets some benefits. What an absolute disaster. https://t.co/uj3990eh6q

[Institute for the Study of War @TheStudyofWar]

KEY TAKEAWAY: The leaked text of the US-Iran memorandum of understanding, if accurate, indicates that Iran has emerged from the conflict in a stronger strategic position. ⬇️🧵(1/7)

[Brett Meiselas @BMeiselas]

can't believe iran is getting $300 billion before i get my doge check :(