Kamala Harris: I’m going to stop grocery stores and manufacturers from price gouging.
MAGA: OMG THAT’S COMMUNISM! PRICE CONTROLS! This will be the death of America!!!!
Trump: I’m instructing DOJ to probe oil companies for high prices. Lower prices now!
MAGA: our hero 😍🥰
It takes 1.28 seconds for a message to reach us from the Moon.
It takes as little as 35 minutes from Jupiter.
It takes as little as 4.5 hours from Pluto.
It takes at least 6-12 months from NYT reporters, plus $30 for the book containing it.
All I can say about the reflecting pool debacle is that I thought it would be impossible to top the Four Seasons Landscaping plot line, but having the guy who said he was gonna drain the swamp accidentally MAKE A GIANT SWAMP is giving it a run for its money.
Stephen Colbert and David Letterman paying tribute to Obama’s infamous tan suit at the Presidential Center opening is exactly the level of pettiness and historical accuracy I respect. 😂
Some controversies deserve a reunion tour.
Obama got emotional in a recent interview recalling how he used to read letters from Americans all over the country.
And then I got emotional remembering how presidents used to be able to read.
This is an astonishing document. Not a single war aim has been achieved, but Iran receives enormous financial incentives, and even Hezbollah gets some benefits. What an absolute disaster. https://t.co/uj3990eh6q
KEY TAKEAWAY: The leaked text of the US-Iran memorandum of understanding, if accurate, indicates that Iran has emerged from the conflict in a stronger strategic position. ⬇️🧵(1/7)