Matthew Browning

LSU

[SWAMPIST @Swampist]

Gonna start hosting @SpaceX launch parties in Louisiana. Imagine watching rockets launch while you’re drinking beers on an airboat, feeding gators and eating boudin.

[Robert Sterling @RobertMSterling]

My uncle Ted took this photo in Memphis last night.

It's the most beautiful thing I've ever seen.

[{✦} BIG RAD DEMON DAD {✦} @_VioMarks_]

Zoologist here, this is not cute. Chickens only do this when they're sick as fuck.

[Smells Like Teen Statism @BlueEightySix]

This story is INSANE. The teacher and a partner used electronic tracking devices to find a stash house, raided it wearing body armor, executed a cartel guard, and then got in a gun battle where his vest failed due to ammo the cartel was using, apparently.

[Chamath Palihapitiya @chamath]

In moments of uncertainty, when courage and strength are required, you find out who the true corporatist scumbags are.

[Bridget Phetasy @BridgetPhetasy]

lol who made this

[Justin Jackson @ThisJustyn_]

The speed in which Congress will probably pass legislation to prevent something like this GameStop thing from happening again will show you the difference between “immediate” for Wall St and “immediate” for people waiting on those $2k checks

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Gamestonk!!
https://t.co/RZtkDzAewJ

[Mayor Guy Fieri @GuyFieri]

BREAKING: Another mysterious monolith appears, this time in @flavortown

[The Onion @TheOnion]

Staff Slowly Introducing Biden To Oval-Shaped Rooms For Smoother Transition To White House https://t.co/TpkzeRpXbq

[Ty Bofferding @TyBofferding]

As a doctor and our senator, @BillCassidy "has dedicated his life to serving others." Now, he's asking for your vote so he can continue to represent Louisiana's values in the Senate. Please #GeauxVote for #LAsen

[Republican Party of Louisiana @LAGOP]

.@LaDemos and @EdwardTedJames are desperate and trying to reuse their same discredited attack from 2014. Misleading voters didn't save Mary Landrieu's failed campaign and it won't save them now. The Advocate's original fact-check is still true today #LAsen https://t.co/AT8eztbtKP

[b i g m a m a 👑 @Breandraaa]

The lil boy stole the bus in BR & was rolling like a 18 wheeler 😭😭😭😭😭😂😂😂😂😂

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

Someone’s gotta get poor Joe Burrow out of Cincinatti

[andrew messina @fattydude2]

HOT BOUDIN ITS GAMEDAY

[Red Lobster @redlobster]

It’s big. It’s green. And it tastes even more incredible than it looks! Introducing the NEW! DEW Garita💚👅 @MountainDew Get yours today*, along with all of your favorite PepsiCo drinks! #RedLobsterDewGarita * May not be immediately available in all restaurants.

[gerald stratford @geraldstratfor3]

I thought I might just pull one long and one stump carrot to see how they are growing I wish I could send the smell it’s the best scent to a gardener cheers

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

@Teslarati

[Nick Suss @nicksuss]

Not a joke:

This was an official submission to be Mississippi's new flag.