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[center_matt @mc04ttc]

@MrJohnNicolson @BritishGas @MoneySupermkt @BBCWatchdog This is how car insurance used to work until the practice was banned. Now everyone pays the higher price and no one gets the new customer price.

[center_matt @mc04ttc]

@_fat_ugly_rat_ Who doesn’t love earthquakes, wildfires, rain, and fentanyl

[Politics For You @PoliticoForYou]

BREAKING 🚨🚨🚨

Ann Widdecombe left shocked after discovering that hell is not full of gays but full of other people like her.

[center_matt @mc04ttc]

@yoffdog0 Probably a better depiction of how boring the film was

[center_matt @mc04ttc]

@SimonCalder I can’t seem to find a clear answer on whether you have to do this every time you enter the EU? Surely once you’ve got through once it’s got your picture and fingerprints and you don’t need to do again?

[center_matt @mc04ttc]

If they did this in the UK, we’d need to double the number of GPs just to write sick notes

[Politics Global @PolitlcsGlobal]

🚨🇩🇪 NEW: German Chancellor Friedrich Merz has announced that workers will no longer be able to phone in sick

Instead, they will have to produce a medical certificate from the first day of illness

[center_matt @mc04ttc]

The absolute desperation these companies have to get their hands on your money. But you get EXCLUSIVE STICKERS

[center_matt @mc04ttc]

The flag will be in need of a wash tonight…

[DERICK @HDirkH]

Which is completely voluntary, and thanks to this, it can go towards funding the equivalent to 340 NHS nurses, 290 police constables, or 50 fully equipped emergency ambulances for a full year, just a slice of the wider positive impact on society.

God Save The King 👑 🇬🇧

[center_matt @mc04ttc]

@gingerrtom He’s got a bit of the Danniella Westbrook about him

[center_matt @mc04ttc]

@PercThaGoat Why do all men like him move their mouths so much like that

[center_matt @mc04ttc]

@PolitlcsUK Newsflash: politicians are self serving.

[center_matt @mc04ttc]

Not to mention the urethra

[Interesting things @awkwardgoogle]

Your eyes are more advanced than any camera

[center_matt @mc04ttc]

@DanNeidle Surely the VAT cut would not apply to service fees on ordering platforms so those companies wouldn’t benefit?

[center_matt @mc04ttc]

@nickmmark Acting like it’s some sort of involuntary muscle spasm while being so bizarrely limp is quite a talent to be fair

[center_matt @mc04ttc]

@RightNUFC @AldiUK Came here to see how many people who have no idea about how businesses work, kicked off about using Aldi bread. It’s either use Aldi bread or charge prices that people will complain about. Just the way things are in the UK now.

[center_matt @mc04ttc]

@thomsonrichardg @SeamusLoganMP Sadly I fear that even with the powers to change policy, SNP will be held to ransom by nonsensical Greens if there is any deviation from ‘net-zero at all costs’.

[center_matt @mc04ttc]

@thomsonrichardg @SeamusLoganMP Not being funny, but as an SNP voter, not even I know what SNP policy is for Scotland’s energy. There is no clear and cohesive stance on oil and gas. Only that you can’t do anything because of Westminster and that you oppose current EPL but don’t offer an alternative.

[center_matt @mc04ttc]

All the AI Farage ads on @X all posted from accounts opened in July 2013 and from all over the world. The few I checked were Turkey, Azerbaijan, and Mexico. Wonder which nation is funding them…

[center_matt @mc04ttc]

We live in a country where this shouldn’t even need be a contemplation

[Politics UK @PolitlcsUK]

🚨 NEW: The Government is pushing for supermarkets to voluntarily cap food prices

[@FT]

[center_matt @mc04ttc]

Another colossal fuck up from @Ticketmaster. Sat in the TOP presale queue (logged in) for 1hr 22 mins, go from 512 in the queue, page refreshes and suddenly I’m back at the landing page for the queue and logged out being told to reset my password. Insane how bad they are at this