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Political spectator//@ManUTD die hard// Traditionalist// Finance expert//Laikipian//Over ambitious.

[Sadosky🥇 @AIfechukwu63643]

He won titles with Barcelona — “comfort zone.”

He won Ligue 1 — “Farmers League.”

He won MLS — “rigged and scripted.”

He won the World Cup — “rigged and scripted.”

He won the Copa América — “they organize it every year just so he can win.”

He won 8 Ballon d’Ors — “robbed.”

He won 6 European Golden Boots — “irrelevant.”

He has the most assists in football history — “assists don’t matter.”

He dribbles past opponents — “they don’t tackle him properly.”

He scores free kicks — “they’re too close, and the goalkeepers just let them in.”

Other big national teams failed to beat small teams so could play against his team — “It’s his fault and FIFA’s.”

He’s humble — “it’s all an act.”

No matter what Lionel Messi achieves, the goalposts keep moving. Meanwhile he is just there chilling and enjoying his football. 😂

At what point do you simply accept that you’re witnessing the greatest footballer the game has ever seen?

Aren’t you all tired?

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@kafangi @Argentina

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@LlewellynOuya So your goats are relying on penalties to survive 🤣🤣🤣

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@WillieOeba Utashangaa

[Eric @amerix]

The NTSA mandatory annual vehicle inspection is the Motor Vehicle Tax that was impugned in the disgraced 2024 Finance Bill but is now being reintroduced with a different name.

It is a TAX.

Reject it.

[George T. Diano @georgediano]

Tomorrow we are supporting Mexico 🇲🇽 so that South Africa 🇿🇦 can go back home early to protect their jobs.

[Kipkalya Kones @MrKipkalya]

Once in a while, Ruto visits Kenya to announce new taxes, then proceeds with his world tour.

Incompetent at birth.

[Eric @amerix]

Good morning,

WAKE UP!

No one is coming to rescue you.

• Not the government,

• Not your friends,

• Not luck.

The life you want is hidden behind work, sacrifice, discipline, and consistency.

Today is another opportunity to move one step closer.

Get up and go after it.

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@FIFAWorldCup @MurithiDeriq @qatarairways @Argentina

[Martha Karua @MarthaKarua]

I concur , we must resist

[Maverick Aoko @AokoOtieno_]

That boy who planted 2,400 trees or is it 24k in 24hours,

Did more for the Environment, than the Girl who dry humped a Tree while wearing one panty for 72 hrs (gross violation of coochie)

But you won't see that boy being invited to State House or hyped by media

Gender my ass!

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@Goddie_Ke Buana apo kwa Kirinyaga unachoma

[Jim Njue @jimNjue_]

Mt Kenya voted selflessly in 2022.

3/4 Voted for Ruto

1/4 voted for Raila.

I was among the 1/4.

Fast forward, 4 years later, Mt Kenya is blamed for voting in Ruto.

Mt Kenya is also blamed for not voting in Raila.

Ironically, Both Ruto & Raila are now in Broadbased, although one is deceased.

Mt Kenya is damned if we do,
damned if we don’t.

Thats why in 2027 We MUST vote for Riggy G unapologetically.

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@Casemiro @ManUtd I doubted your signature to @ManUtd due to age and utility. But you've proved to be at your prime Case, I feel bad knowing you will not play for the badge next season. Forever red devil 💪

[MethoDman @polo_kimanii]

Theres a very big problem among men in the public service. Men like this Mosiria guy. They are cucks!. They are the reason public offices are full of women. Not because women are more competent than men,but because for men like Mosiria,its more fullfilling to help a woman that it is to help a man. He desires glory from women,by fighting men. In french we call it ‘Gúìćainithia’

Look at how he jumped to ‘save’ this immoral woman. By villan-izing the immoral man she was misbehaving with. The Man,a doctor,was seen wanting to lift her dress to have a glimpse of Canaans’ bluprint, and the woman on the other hand is seen wanting to unzip the doctors trouser to have a look at the Holy rod moses used to divide the red sea.

But according to cucks like Mosiria,the man humiliated her,Sexually. Yet both of them were drunk. These are the same men making Reckless laws in parliament that are sending innocent men in prison,That if two drunk consenting adults have sex,the female one can withdraw consent after sobering up and accuse the man of Sexual assult,Rape. Men are expected to make sober decisions,even when drunk

Cucks like mosiria,are mens greatest Enemies,its not even women. If you have read the book ‘The manipulated man’ by Esther Vilar,you will understand why I say so.

Shame on you Mosiria!

Awuoro sana

[MethoDman @polo_kimanii]

Among the many reasons i want to buy a car this year is so that I can avoid the stress I get in Mtitu Andei when im traveling to mombasa. Pale unajua ukishuka basi namna hii lazima ukae macho buana. Ata huwes kumia na amani ,Ukiskia gari imetolewa clutch lazima uinamuke uangalie kama ni wewe unaachwa. Ukirudi chini unaskia wametoa ingine,unarudi juu tena kwa dirisha ya choo. Gari ni kitu ya maana sana wazee. Nataka nikishika ata kavitz kangu tu,nikuwe sasa navaa zile vinyasa za pink,na kofia za tourist,mguu nimedungia hii sandal ya wamaasai, ni maroad trip tu. Mkono moja kwa steering ingine iko kwa mapaja ya greedy girlfriend who thinks im rich because I drive an 800cc car. Kwa background tunaskiza daddy oven… Naumuona na mapaja kubwa kuliko shida zakee 🎶… Auuii! Lord of Abraham do something ,This is my year aisee!

[𝙉𝙤𝙫𝙖 𝘾𝙧𝙖𝙯𝙚 @sonuujjawal26]

WHEN HACKER MEETS DEVELOPER 😂

[Goddie @Goddie_Ke]

Justina Wamae ; Most Woman reps give girls pads, what if there was a Man representative seat, what would they give boys?

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@setu_ai_expert @Charles2009781 Excel