Kerry McAuley

i put the rave in graveyard

[ajk ⋆ @archiveforJK]

i love you jungkook 🥹❤️‍🩹

[Kerry McAuley @mc_kerry1]

@Cali_Cals @875tickets Do you still have these?

[New Heights @newheightshow]

Taylor's about to do a f*cking podcast!

NEW EPISODE WEDS 7PM ET

[Rory McIlroy @McIlroyRory]

Dreams do come true.

[Taylor Swift Updates @TSUpdating]

🚨| TAYLOR GOT THE 22 HAT!!

[rat boy @lonazeppelin]

it's so weird being 26 and seeing other people your age live out your dreams (assassinating an evil CEO)

[t @swiftslorelai]

the eras tour changed my life idc how dramatic that sounds

[rayne fisher-quann @raynefq]

just had another vile nap dream that revealed the weakness of my spirit and perversity of my character . Whatever

[Kerry McAuley @mc_kerry1]

@erastourticketz where’s the trophy? he just comes running over to me 💛

something about the way it’s said just scratches the itch in my brain

[Kerry McAuley @mc_kerry1]

@erastourticketz Where’s the trophy? He just comes running over to me 💛

[Kansas City Chiefs @Chiefs]

Call it what you want, but football season is here.

Welcome back, @taylorswift13! ❤️

[Kerry McAuley @mc_kerry1]

@seeitinmymind

[Dr. Julian Sass (has tried Black Girl Sunscreen) @drjuliansass]

nobody will remember:
- your salary
- how “busy you were”
- how many hours you worked

people will remember:
- how much sunscreen you wore
- if you offered other people sunscreen
- if you told others to wear sunscreen

[Kerry McAuley @mc_kerry1]

@tswifterastour we were robbed of a ‘all at once you are the one I have been waiting for … and that was the moment I knew that I like shiny things but I’d marry you with paper rings’

[Kerry McAuley @mc_kerry1]

@raleighbowman Peter! forgive me 🥺

[The Life of a Noah ❤️‍🔥 @noahlevy13]

I sing “I’m a real tough kid, I can handle my shit” way too loudly for someone who is NOT a real tough kid and who absolutely CANNOT handle any shit

[Taylor Swift @taylorswift13]

The Tortured Poets Department. An anthology of new works that reflect events, opinions and sentiments from a fleeting and fatalistic moment in time - one that was both sensational and sorrowful in equal measure. This period of the author’s life is now over, the chapter closed and boarded up. There is nothing to avenge, no scores to settle once wounds have healed. And upon further reflection, a good number of them turned out to be self-inflicted. This writer is of the firm belief that our tears become holy in the form of ink on a page. Once we have spoken our saddest story, we can be free of it.

And then all that’s left behind is the tortured poetry.

THE TORTURED POETS DEPARTMENT is out now: https://t.co/PzuwWnatO7

[Clem 🏆 @TheClemReport]

Tiger Woods shaking the hand of his favorite tree at Augusta. Nothing but class

[Dan Regan @DanRegan_Comedy]

I'm not proud of the person I become when I see a cheese tray at a party.