tyson

life is like a sandwich no matter which way you flip it the bread comes first

[tyson @mc_mounce]

@MichelobULTRA I deserve a deal because I drink more ultras than anyone I know just ask my Snapchat family... #TeamULTRAContest I’m out here throwing down ultras 7days a week let me join the team

[tyson @mc_mounce]

Until you got yo own shit you ain’t on no grown shit 🤑

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

These awful people all need to be voted out, either in the primaries or the general election. They sully the Capitol Building with their presence.

[Dan Bilzerian @DanBilzerian]

Two kinds of men in the world today, those who say what they believe and the cowards who say what is convenient

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

This shows how much your voice matters!

And having a President like @realDonaldTrump means that your voice is finally heard.

[Jon Root @JonnyRoot_]

Travis Hunter is the media’s Heisman.

Ashton Jeanty is the people’s Heisman.

[Bonchie @bonchieredstate]

That’s terrible. So who set up the current system and promised it would lower costs? Any ideas?

[Right Scope 🇺🇸 @RightScopee]

🚨BREAKING: J.D Vance says, "Take every square inch of U.S. farmland back from China. Do not leave them with a single blade of grass."

Do you agree with J.D Vance?

A. YES
B. NO

[Sen. Bernie Sanders @SenSanders]

Elon Musk is right.

The Pentagon, with a budget of $886 billion, just failed its 7th audit in a row. It’s lost track of billions.

Last year, only 13 senators voted against the Military Industrial Complex and a defense budget full of waste and fraud.

That must change.

[Derrick Evans @DerrickEvans4WV]

PEOPLE NEED TO WAKE UP...

Your 7-year-old wakes up exhausted.
Not because he's sick.
Because it's 6AM.

You pour him cereal.
Not because it's healthy.
Because it's quick.

He stares at an iPad.
Not because it's good for him.
Because you need to get ready.

The school calls later:
"He can't focus"
"He can't sit still"
"He needs testing"

The doctor writes a prescription.
Not because your boy is broken.
Because the system is.

The truth?
His brain is FIGHTING:

- Chemical food dyes
- Sugar crashes
- Screen addiction
- Sleep deprivation
- Natural energy

But we medicate the child
Instead of fixing the cause.

Your grandfather's kids:

- Played outside
- Ate real food
- Slept well
- Moved freely

No pills needed.

Modern parenting isn't convenience.
It's warfare. Against your own child.

Give him a chance:

- Clean food

- Real sleep

- Free play

- Natural movement

DON'T give him pills.
The system wants patients.

NATURE MADE WARRIORS.

CHOOSE WISELY...

[Liz Wheeler @Liz_Wheeler]

Trump is President-elect for two days:

- Stock market hits record high
- Migrant caravan at our border dissolves
- Hamas calls for end to war
- Bitcoin hits record high
- Putin ready to end Ukraine war
- Qatar kicks out Hamas leaders
- EU will buy U.S. gas not Russian gas
- Putin will sell oil in U.S. dollars
- Zelenskyy phones Trump & Elon
- NYC Mayor ends vouchers for illegals
- Mexico to stop migrants at U.S. border
- China wants to work peacefully with us
- Big U.S. company to move out of China

I repeat: Trump has been President-elect for two days.

[Defiant L’s @DefiantLs]

The meltdowns continue

[JuliansRum @ItsJuliansRum]

Biden never got 81 million votes you fuckin idiots

[Adolf Swinney @AdolfSwinney]

The radical left would say this is illegal

[Busch Beer @BuschBeer]

🍂 HUNTING CAN SEASON IS NOW OPEN 🍂​​

Be on the lookout for our limited-edition hunting cans! Available NOW nationwide for a limited time only... if you can spot 'em 😉

[Weed Richards @VanFromNY]

I know Pat Mahomes sits in his car before he goes inside his house

[tyson @mc_mounce]

If you’re on the lake and get passed by a cruiser or jet boat Sell yo shit

[a taurus babe 🫦 @codenamemaj]

this is gonna sound so fucked up but most of yall be struggling cause you tryna do shit the legit way 😂😂 get that car/apt with a CPN, lie on your resume, buy a fake diploma, give the leasing office fake check stubs

[Soulja Boy @souljaboy]

Once you realize that mostly everybody is retarded, life gets easier. 😎

[Corn ✧⍣ @cornski]

im never tipping a male waiter, go pour some concrete hoe ass nigga