Lauren McCafferty

we are infinte as the universe we hold inside

[Lauren McCafferty @mc_muscles]

when you splurge on a @WholeFoods smoothie, and you think it’s an un-blended leaf but really there’s a huge piece of plastic in your drink.... 😷

[Lauren McCafferty @mc_muscles]

lol @ all the fitness accounts that follow me based on my handle, but then they realize I don't have actual muscles, and then they unfollow

[Lauren McCafferty @mc_muscles]

who's ready for a 41 norbetch reunion? @hehe_HUTCHES @britttilt @ceccerz

[Lauren McCafferty @mc_muscles]

@_Hello_Katieee Legit I still can't even look at a picture of tequila 🙈

[Lauren McCafferty @mc_muscles]

when your roommie sends you snaps like this from Coachella @_Hello_Katieee

[Lauren McCafferty @mc_muscles]

Not sure how to take my coworkers comment that I've looked "put together" for a few days in a row this week...

[B🦋 @britttilt]

What did I just watch #PrisonBreak

[Lauren McCafferty @mc_muscles]

I live in one of the two....

[Lauren McCafferty @mc_muscles]

Instead of doing my laundry, I've accidentally listened to this perfection on repeat for the last half hour https://t.co/yBzz8uIgeX

[Lauren McCafferty @mc_muscles]

See you tomorrow #Cleveland ⚾️ #RallyTogether

[Lauren McCafferty @mc_muscles]

so many friends in NYC this weekend 🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗

[B🦋 @britttilt]

Never enough hours in the wknd when I'm seeing my fav ppl. Miss u already @mc_muscles @ceccerz @hehe_HUTCHES @amberhams XOXO

[Lauren McCafferty @mc_muscles]

@britttilt Seeeeee youuuuu sooooon 👯👯

[Lauren McCafferty @mc_muscles]

Starting today off by sitting across from a guy on the train holding 3 bananas and having a conversation with himself about the debate 👍

[Lauren McCafferty @mc_muscles]

🙌💙🌀💎#morningjams @MisterWives

[Lauren McCafferty @mc_muscles]

@_Hello_Katieee you're just THAT excited to visit #buckeyenation 🙆🙌🙏🙆

[Lauren McCafferty @mc_muscles]

daydreaming of california sunshine ☀️🌀 #onemonth @captn_slow

[Lauren McCafferty @mc_muscles]

a new @boniver album...no words available right now.

[Lauren McCafferty @mc_muscles]

thanks @SpiritAirlines for only notifying me when I'm checking my bags that my flight is delayed until 1:35am...that's what email is for.

[Lauren McCafferty @mc_muscles]

Debating whether or not I should tell these kids at the pool that the game is not "Marco Yolo".....