Mark Calchera

bad idea haver. KY ✈️ WI. RTs are all my original thoughts, you didn't think them. sometimes a systems engineer

[Mark Calchera @mcalchera]

Decent start to the week. Haven't thought "maybe I'm dead and this is hell" more than three or four times so far

[Ed Zitron @edzitron]

The us government has blocked Pidgin on every device in America because “the bird looks too weird”

[Mark Calchera @mcalchera]

Unfortunately, due to cooperation and bipartisanship, we must not veto the Replace Rule of Law with the Thunderdome Act of 2023

[Sam Winkler @ThatSamWinkler]

A streamer you’ve never heard of who wasn’t born before any of the Dark Knight movies came out is gonna buy this and hydroplane it into a dog rescue shelter and gain two million subscribers and a Prime sponsorship

[senatormeow.bsky.social @SenatorMeow]

Here's the thing:

fuck

[ed @rithsattendant]

Oh so they’ll ban the shift but not the Shadow Clone Jutsu

[Mark Calchera @mcalchera]

@SenatorMeow oracle bones are telling me that it's a wash

[Mark Calchera @mcalchera]

On Wednesday I had what should be my last dentist appointment of 2024. Grand total of all visits which started as a toothache on January 2 ended up costing $18,551.25

[Mark Calchera @mcalchera]

2024 will be the year I spend thousands of dollars at the dentist

[Mark Calchera @mcalchera]

I think I just spent the last few thousand dollars today. We’ve eclipsed about $15k since January 8. Not a good look!

[Rajat Suresh @rajat_suresh]

Oh nooo 😞 a sobering reminder that we never know what someone’s going through. It’s so important to check in on your rapist pedophile friends 🙏

[Noah Garfinkel @NoahGarfinkel]

A key point missing in a lot of post debate analysis is that Trump’s claim about immigrants eating pets almost perfectly syncs up to the piano in the Peanuts theme song.

[senatormeow.bsky.social @SenatorMeow]

this is about 90% of the debate so far

[Mark Calchera @mcalchera]

@SenatorMeow Looking into it

[Cincinnati Reds @Reds]

Hunter Greene has a 0.27 ERA in his last five starts.

We'll say it again... Hunter Greene has a ZERO POINT TWO SEVEN ERA in his last five starts.

[Mark Calchera @mcalchera]

@SenatorMeow I was just starting to hit my posting stride in 2005-06

[Mark Calchera @mcalchera]

@SenatorMeow i would absolutely love to be sponsored by a type of cheese

[Mark Calchera @mcalchera]

@pourmecoffee This chart, my northern Italian heritage, and the fact that my head is filled with soft cheese confirms that I am a member of the ravioli phenotype

[Mark Calchera @mcalchera]

@edzitron And as an added bonus you get to lick as much dirt off your fingers as you want

[Omar Baddar عمر بدّار @OmarBaddar]

STOP everything you're doing & listen to what Jewish American Doctor Mark Perlmutter saw in Gaza: