mak🫡

smooth brain gal (she/her)

[mak🫡 @mcalddd]

And before you cut me off on the road make sure your registration sticker isn’t expired bc I’m a snitch

[mak🫡 @mcalddd]

Columbus is such a fever dream why was a man wearing a BK uniform walking fully backwards at 7:30a down the road this place just isn’t real

[hotdog enjoyer @littlehater420]

cigarettes that dont count
-during a cry or after crying
-drunk cig
-if a hot person gives it to you
-holiday cigarette
-if your mom is being mean

[mak🫡 @mcalddd]

Computa… erase my student debt and make the president gay

[mak🫡 @mcalddd]

Has anyone figured out why columbus has random seagulls

[mak🫡 @mcalddd]

Any hot brothers wanna get into a love triangle this summer

[mak🫡 @mcalddd]

Been really loving saying big whoop recently

[mak🫡 @mcalddd]

I have rumspringa fomo :(

[mak🫡 @mcalddd]

The way I instantly develop an opinion on someone’s intelligence and moral compass when they start their sentence with “I asked chat gbt” (the opinion is not good)

[mak🫡 @mcalddd]

Life would be so much better if my friends could accompany me to work every day and hangout and chat while I type my dumb little emails and update my dumb little excel spreadsheets

[mak🫡 @mcalddd]

Healthy me went grocery shopping check back in later this when I want hot cheetos and wanna kms

[mak🫡 @mcalddd]

Punxsutawney Phil is dead to me

[mak🫡 @mcalddd]

Unfortunately my body doesn’t know the difference between driving in the snow and being hunted for sport

[mak🫡 @mcalddd]

Big week for me

[mak🫡 @mcalddd]

ozempic jump scare but it’s the worst people you went to hs with

[mak🫡 @mcalddd]

Spotify DJ telling me I listened to Taylor Swift 800 more minutes than the average person last month… is certainly something

[mak🫡 @mcalddd]

Car was totaled by a lousy bitch 2 weeks before my bday, her insurance is shitting out, I think I’m going to enter year 27 grandpa joe style and just be bedridden by choice

[mak🫡 @mcalddd]

Listening to bags by clairo as I get the most heinous road rage that could put me on a govt watch list

[mak🫡 @mcalddd]

Avril Lavigne is that GIRL and do not forget it

[mak🫡 @mcalddd]

Never missed a man but got DAM do I miss my long distance besties