Matt Carbone

Sports, TV, Movies and any other random thought that comes to mind. Live in Austin and loving every minute of it.

[John Frankensteiner @JFrankensteiner]

I post it every year, Hunter S. Thompson using an ESPN column to write this one week after 9/11

[Matt Carbone @mcarbone782]

@johntdrake Mine started that way and then it suddenly flipped. “No Dad, it’s only been 5 minutes” when it had in fact been 15

[Matt Carbone @mcarbone782]

@TheAndyCortez I am two hours too late and I apologize

[Matt Carbone @mcarbone782]

@richarddeitsch Article says he owns a local brewery

[Fountains of Wayne @fountainsofwayn]

Oh goddammit

[Matt Carbone @mcarbone782]

@BIGN98 First episode of Netflix’s “Web of Make Believe: Death, Lies and the Internet” is about just that

[Matt Carbone @mcarbone782]

So this is the poor guy who was held back and disarmed by his fellow officers when trying to do the right thing?

[CBS Austin @cbsaustin]

One of the police officers who was seen checking his phone in the surveillance video of the Robb Elementary shooting was actually the husband of teacher Eva Mireles, who was killed in the tragedy https://t.co/KJUyy22YdH

[Matt Carbone @mcarbone782]

Rutschman has the look of “what did I get myself into?”

[Eric Hubbs @BarstoolHubbs]

Gleyber keeps making the O’s pitcher jump in astonishment

[Matt Carbone @mcarbone782]

@TheSportsHernia Chuckle doll in the Raiders dumpster

[Matt Carbone @mcarbone782]

@brotherR3mus @ZamfirNon @TheGhostOfHope @jasonschreier I know I was asking for it, I knew it would probably end in that but it’s funny how quickly it happened. I don’t think I ever replied to any of his tweets

[Matt Carbone @mcarbone782]

@ZamfirNon @brotherR3mus @TheGhostOfHope @jasonschreier Thought about buying his book. Guess I won’t now and honestly I’ll forget he exists by Monday

[Matt Carbone @mcarbone782]

@brotherR3mus @ZamfirNon @TheGhostOfHope @jasonschreier And now I’m blocked. Living in an echo chamber is not a good way to live your life

[Matt Carbone @mcarbone782]

@ZamfirNon @TheGhostOfHope @jasonschreier His “countless XBox boys spamming me” made me laugh because he only had a few replies

[CJ Fogler 🫡 @cjzero]

the pandemic is affecting us all in different ways

[Matt Carbone @mcarbone782]

@TPDfootballinfo Great message and congrats Coach!!

[Matt Carbone @mcarbone782]

The hell?!

[Eric Galko @EricGalko]

#Bengals fans, your new kicker, #Florida's Evan McPherson.

[Matt Carbone @mcarbone782]

@patrickklepek @johntdrake My wife does this to our two year old

[shea @clksimmons]

The unimaginable happened to me last night. My life will forever be changed. I lost my 3 babies. Hit by a drunk driver head on. My 3 youngest siblings. Gone. My mom is still in ICU, and we are praying she makes it. Please pray for my family.

[Rodger Sherman @rodger]

the Saints just signed Taysom Hill (same age as Mike Glennon, one year younger than Cam Newton) to a 4-year contract extension in the hopes that he will become their starting QB someday

[Matt Carbone @mcarbone782]

@christina9118b That’s step one. Now Gettleman next