Mihai Bazon

If you don't know what to do, throw an error.

[Mihai Bazon @mcbazon]

Problem:

> 0.3.toFixed(16)
'0.3000000000000000'
> 0.3.toFixed(17)
'0.29999999999999999'

Solution:

[Slava Egorov @mraleph]

When the language has no garbage collector - that's just because *you*, the developer, are the garbage collector.

[Gergely Orosz @GergelyOrosz]

Feels fitting that Apple produced the (probably?) the worst ad in its history right as the company is facing its first global revenue decline in a long time.

Terrible ad: it symbolises Apple destroying creative equipment for… a slightly thinner iPad (that no one asked for).

[terminally onλine εngineer @tekbog]

every software engineer after trying haskell

[Manuel Simoni @msimoni]

"He can't really program, so his code is very simple and robust."
(OH a while ago, but unforgettable)

[Kevin Pacitti 🇨🇦🇮🇹🇬🇧 @kpac_15]

This guys my new hero!!

[Bojan Tunguz @tunguz]

It’s true.

[Jonathan Blow @Jonathan_Blow]

Computer monitors would all be much better if they had a physical brightness knob right there on the front. But this is high-level 1960s technology that has since been lost.

[Mihai Bazon @mcbazon]

@x0rz @phenlix That's why I find it funny that many projects require mandatory code reviews before something gets merged. They don't even know what their node_modules is made of..

[Mihai Bazon @mcbazon]

@CFDevelop @phenlix I think MS did not kill Internet Explorer. They should have done that 20 years ago, but they didn't. They just let it die of old age, making our lives miserable in between.

[non aesthetic things @PicturesFoIder]

gonna save this for later…

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Until the Supreme Court struck down Biden’s vaccination decree, he tried to demand that we fire all unvaccinated personnel – some of our finest people

[Mihai Bazon @mcbazon]

Possibly the best PR of my life: https://t.co/GFP81tGxvt

I hope it won't be ignored :))

[Chris Bakke @ChrisJBakke]

The good people at Chess dot com are hiring a new CEO and it’s the greatest application process I’ve ever seen.

[Mihai Bazon @mcbazon]

Of course, the fact that CSS supports this (https://t.co/UXi8MkFfNx) is impressive, but if you ever *actually* do this, then...

[Dr. Eli David @DrEliDavid]

The world's healthiest person remains a health hazard according to science™

[Mihai Bazon @mcbazon]

@_wilfredh @msimoni I guess we'll soon have Docker containers for each of them :)

[Mihai Bazon @mcbazon]

The most annoying thing about bluetooth is that it sometimes works.

[Mario Fusco @mariofusco]

Unpopular opinion: this book is almost 30 years old and in all honesty didn't age very well. If you own a copy do yourself a favor: bury it deeply in your bookshelf and forget about it forever.

[Tumisha(🤡)'s Stud Sheriff Boiwife 🫡🤠 @disrupthehuman]

ngl, corporations being forced to come on here and publicly say shit like "we apologize for the impersonator account that tweeted that everyone deserves food, clean water, and shelter, that is absolutely not what we stand for" is pretty funny.

[Mihai Bazon @mcbazon]

Sudoku experts: in terms of complexity, from a human standpoint, where would you place this one?