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[Danielle Laura @DanielleeeLaura]

Blows my mind that places like this exist and ppl would rather go to Disney world for the 15th time!!!

[em @mcbeanieweanie]

@myersniks I am a Capricorn and that’s why y’all got pregnant 😂

[R Y L I E ♡ @RylieHowman16]

someone: “yeah i thought you were a bitch when i first met you”

me: “why?”

also me:

[em @mcbeanieweanie]

@Makaylabgray_ This is going to barstools next post 😂

[em @mcbeanieweanie]

My name is Emily. I was born in a front door. My age is not going to work. I like to know how much longer you can be here

[em @mcbeanieweanie]

I’m dead

[🦋 @nikkizzle]

The girls that are mad about Break up with your girlfriend I’m bored are the same girls that think their waitress wants to fuck their boyfriend when they ask them what they want to drink lol

[ٌ @AedynJames]

“Oooouu weee, you see dat booty??”😂😂😂

[em @mcbeanieweanie]

@KimberlyPaige19 @truTVjokers

[em @mcbeanieweanie]

THEN the gf talking about how she’s not even that upset she just doesn’t want him going to the gym with her ????? what

[em @mcbeanieweanie]

listening to this guy justify how he cheated on his pregnant girlfriend just proves how much I fucking hate people

[phocks @phocks]

I can't believe it's 2019 and some people still don't know how the dairy industry works

Anyway here it is explained in 5 minutes

Spread the word

[em @mcbeanieweanie]

on the phone with my dad earlier “damn tomorrow’s New Year’s Eve”... if that doesn’t explain how long this January has been idk what does 😂

[Emily Maranda @EmilyyyyyM_]

I asked a girl on snapchat what a song was playing in the background of her story & she left me on read

I hate girls