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[Nyrae @TemiXo_1]

If abortion is “playing God,” then so is:
Chemo
Pacemakers
C-sections
Viagra
Insulin
You’re not consistent. You’re just controlling.

[rose @wynrosei]

I just heard this girl say, "If men didn't have to wipe their ass, toilet paper would not be free in public spaces. bleeding is also a natural bodily function, but because men don't do it, it's not treated as universal."

[femiiiiii. @femiiiszn]

i hope the next global trend will be empathy and critical thinking.

[Mr. Chau @Srirachachau]

The number of Spencer Pratt voters is pretty mortifying lol. Just the dumbest people in the world live among us

[Ace 🇦🇬🇮🇴🇨🇽🇬🇵🇱🇨🇨🇼🇸🇧🇳🇨🇨🇻🇹🇰🇬🇩 @Illusory_Ace]

First pride month without Charlie Kirk

[Mr Melancholy @chakravartiiin]

How is it that trump keeps getting these looney toons assassins but charlie kirk got literally bullseye from daredevil his first time.

[Lex Luthor @LexLuthor_DCU]

I just ate one and it was so good. You NEED to try one @Superman

[𝑮 ♡ @highitsg]

i’ll ask a ouija board before i ask chatgpt

[Barney Panofsky's Best Intentions @mynamesnotgordy]

Kash Patel is busy today praying he doesn’t get Noem’d since he needs the FBI jet to get to Coachella next month.

[avery 🏳️‍⚧️ @admbeaumont]

New photo of January 6th just dropped

[big boy boucher 🍕 @abendytendy]

bunch of grown ass millionaire men huddled up around a phone smiling ear to ear giggling their butts off at a pedophile making corny ass sexist jokes about their peers it does not get much lamer than this

[abby @paigeblockers]

anywaysssss goodnight

[Brian Allen @allenanalysis]

Finding out the head of the FBI is at the Olympics partying on my tax dollars while the Epstein files are still buried and pedos are still walking free.

[Leo ★ @chihiropastlife]

desperate, greedy and pathetic

[wolvie ♜ @W0LVlE]

charles xavier forming the x-men:

[Kristi Yamaguccimane @TheWapplehouse]

My children watched the halftime show and now they’re gay AND Puerto Rican. Thank you Bad Bunny.

[Big Cat @BarstoolBigCat]

Fuck that rat fuck Punxsutawney Phil. Throw his ass in a crockpot

[gianmarco @GianmarcoSoresi]

I think if musicians want to stay out of politics then should also consider shutting the fuck up about Jesus