Ashley McCauley

[insane genius @bitchwife420]

How it feels to use the word "behooves"

[Daniel @growing_daniel]

Yeah bro she's probably too busy monitoring the situation to text you back

[☠️ Lost 😷 || mostly on bsky 🦋 ☠️ @FallenRockstars]

Urgent care is a very funny name for it because they do not treat you with any urgency nor do they care

[graze @xogravy]

do caterpillars know what’s going to happen to them

[ash @ashleyyjoelle]

humans saw this and created data warehouses

[julia @FOAM1NG]

if i was a bunny. i would thump my foot really hard

[corb @awshuqs]

dude we’re biting off more than we can chew tonight if you want to pull up

[mariana @pastapilled]

I bet getting caramelized feels so good for the onion

[erin 🍑 @maizie_star]

i bet playing the drums when you’re really good at playing the drums feels so good

[weird shrimp @trashxgoblin]

i bet it feels so good as a dog to have someone rile you up

[aaryan @blondedicarus]

i’ll see you in court (at the marriage registry) (i love you)

[Anne Chovy @AnneChovy2]

ill check the nooks. you get the crannies.

[kenzi @kenzianidiot]

me: ok im for real going to go to bed early tonight

my brain: hey so unfortunately you gotta research what kind of whale is the biggest whale

[sulky . . @sulky80715248]

ok well. im playing on the swings so..text u later

[abrish @cxrnerrstone]

oh ur a people pleaser? name 3 people that are pleased with you

[megan @chismosavirus]

sometimes a sandwich with pesto in it is enough to stop the voices

[Georgia Swim & Dive @UGASwimDive]

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