Broni

[Broni @mcbroni]

“Do what you love and you’ll never work a day in your life”

Me:

[Broni @mcbroni]

“Do what you love and you’ll never work a day in your life”

Me:

[Broni @mcbroni]

@jenna_marriee Hey

[Broni @mcbroni]

Friendsgiving but it’s just me at hooters getting blackout drunk and flirting with the waitresses

[Broni @mcbroni]

I asked a girl what her ideal man is and she sent me this wtf

[Bronski @lilbronski]

Fellas, if she says “im about to cum” she is NOT telling you change rhythm

[Bronski @lilbronski]

People see me buying rounds of shots and bottles for all my friends and think I’m rich. Bitch I’m not rich I’m irresponsible.

[Broni @mcbroni]

A sad day is upon us. The first leaf has fallen. The morning air is crisp. Sundress season, has come to an end.

[Broni @mcbroni]

Me: sorry I’m kinda drunk

My Lyft driver: it’s okay I am too

Me: lol.. wait what

[Broni @mcbroni]

Me: last night was a movie bro

Last night:

[Broni @mcbroni]

If she starts sending you memes, congratulations king. You’ve secured the bag

[Broni @mcbroni]

If she starts sending you memes, congratulations king. You’ve secured the bag

[Broni @mcbroni]

It would be really cool if I could not bring my organs to the brink of shutting down every weekend but I am just not a cool person

[Broni @mcbroni]

It would be really cool if I could not bring my organs to the brink of shutting down every weekend but I am just not a cool person

[Broni @mcbroni]

They say that dogs mirror their owner’s personality. Apparently it’s true

[Broni @mcbroni]

Nobody talks about how men are also held to unrealistic beauty standards. This is a prime example of how Hollywood has warped the status quo

[Broni @mcbroni]

@caratrischitta Proud of you

[Bronski @lilbronski]

The key to running a successful business is simply covering a wall in ivy and putting up a neon sign that says something like “bad bitch szn” and the female foot traffic will sustain you for generations

[Broni @mcbroni]

Me if being drunk at inappropriate times was a sport

[Bronski @lilbronski]

Me: *chugs beer* alright whose ready for some SHOTS

Everyone at my niece’s pre-k graduation party: