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[evann @evanBlmao]

the phlane is about to hit the buddiegon

[AdnaanJnr @AdnaanJnr]

This dude knew exactly how to reload the gun and handle it as well, but his ass was too scared to go out so he let Bryan go and still got killed just staying in the car 😭

[mari ☁️ @m_stormwitch]

Imagine being Disney and indirectly doing promo for a prime video movie cause they got the rights to adapt the fanfiction of the couple you fumbled by killing off the legacy character. RELEASE THE HUNT FOR BEN SOLO.

[aeragroa @aeragroa]

thought too hard about this and how she was homeless and scared and alone and on the run from her abuser and even after years of not speaking she knew she would be safe enough in her brother's home to finally take a shower and let her guard down and now I'm crying at work

[Jackie, the Spookiest Angel 💀 ✡️ @EntryLvlNut]

I used to do calisthenics in a 45lb weight vest or body armor. This guy is just doing the same thing with it built in. Fat doesn’t equal unhealthy and it definitely doesn’t equal weak

[Alyssa misses 5sos :( @girls_need_guns]

🥺 still so proud of him for this song and the album it's on

[Bari Weiss’s Double Chin @thenytisfascist]

I say this in the nicest way possible. People think Mamdani has power over the NYPD bc they believe we live in a democracy. The NYPD is a mafia-like military force that protects big capital and empire. They are above Mamdani in the order of power.

[AdnaanJnr @AdnaanJnr]

Resident Evil 2026 is just how a Gen Z would survive in Raccoon City.

[siân 📨 @acdsbff]

ilya

[megs @2ddies]

dan and phil getting to experience buddie for the first time i’m seething with jealously actually

[Pandora🎀 @madam_pandora]

The best fanfiction you’ve ever read was written by a tired adult who’s exhausted from work, uni, or both

[Asad🗽🍎 @AsadFromNYC]

The video ends with the words “an olive tree grows in Gracie”, which NYC lit nerds will recognize as a nod to Betty Smith’s 1943 novel “A Tree Grows in Brooklyn.” The Mayor sent a classy message to Netanyahu right as he speaks now while paying homage to classic NYC. Immaculate.

[nathan || CVR 2027 @queerredfield]

opening with his crotch. i know what you are resident evil admin

[Pop Base @PopBase]

Delegates walk out of the U.N. hall in protest as Benjamin Netanyahu begins his speech.

[ฅ⁠^⁠•⁠ﻌ⁠•⁠^⁠ฅ @EDDIELICI0US]

the concept of phan watching a 9 season show only for buddie who are not even canon yet

[LiterallyMeCats @literallymecats]

These residents are kinda evil

[nish 🏒📨 @qiansjiaer]

posted this right when everyone on twitter was talking about how he can’t do a pullup… oh huddy☹️❤️

[ฅ⁠^⁠•⁠ﻌ⁠•⁠^⁠ฅ @EDDIELICI0US]

angela bassett is for the bisexuals

[𝕶𝖆𝖙🕷️ @Fadetokat]

Fuck

[daira ★ hercules brainrot @bluebardess]

sad that pixar so rarely does romance as a main plot cause it really worked for this and especially wall-e