chucky

professional sinner

[🌾🌾dyatlov pastiche 🌾🌾 @muffinlab]

i'm slouching in my chair and watching videos on my phone with the brightness all the way up. i'm dehydrated, my skin is dry and i'm abusing advil. my fit is trash too

[Orisha Franklin @bigbaydavis]

I’m at the age where I’d actually love to talk about my grocery choices

[☆ ★ @imfynerthanfyne]

Goodmorning, where do you get that stuff you put on a napkin and make ppl pass out from?

[powerful wizerd @powerfulwizerd]

This christmas tree i made in elementary school in which i clearly rank “My nintendo ds” above such necessities as food and shelter

[lia @tallsnail]

unfortunately for my husband, I am once again firing up the janky cold war-era claymation christmas specials that shaped my psyche

my children will inherit this burden

[Маделейн . @normalmadeline]

Officially sick of everything there is to eat for dinner. There are no more dinners left.

[eliza @elizamclamb]

I miss doing my taxes in high school when I would be like yep I work at a store in the mall:) and then TurboTax would be like incredible here’s a $600 refund to spend on weed and corduroy pants from Goodwill

[helen @helen]

me giving my dog a bath

[trash jones @jzux]

bar trivia is a fun activity if you ever want to feel like the dumbest motherfucker who ever lived

[$B @BrendanDaGawd]

ㅤ

[Meg @megannn_lynne]

things that feel sooo good when you’re a little tipsy
-sending a flirty text
-eating salt n’ vinegar kettle chips
-hearing your friend say “can i be
mean for a second?”
-doing finger-guns
-whitney houston’s “i wanna dance
with somebody”

[່ @circusrat_]

"butt ass naked" is one of the best english phrases i think

[@[email protected] @Imani_Barbarin]

It’s not about it being smooth, it’s about winning.

[temple runner @misscalcula]

picking at your skin is OK if you feel like this time it will really truly make it smooth