C. elegans

Earthiest / Thirstiest | Interface Designer | Alien Megastructure | Heavenly Trill | Parody Account

[C. elegans @mcd_xix]

what if?

[C. elegans @mcd_xix]

thankfully i prefer private gatherings over public gatherings anyway

[C. elegans @mcd_xix]

old people are figuring out how to group chat and this shit is terrible

[Andrew Yang🧢⬆️🇺🇸 @AndrewYang]

If you find out about a nation-threatening pandemic and your first move is to adjust your stock portfolio you should probably not be in a job that serves the public interest.

[C. elegans @mcd_xix]

a virtual WORK happy hour.. after hours.. on a FRIDAY>?????? my god the horror

[C. elegans @mcd_xix]

if your paychecks are not interrupted right now, please consider making a small donation to the NYC Food Bank, link below:

[C. elegans @mcd_xix]

ONCE AGAIN I AM ASKING YOU TO PLEASE CONSIDER FEEDING THE HUNGRY DURING THIS TIME

[C. elegans @mcd_xix]

JSTOR being opened up the public is cool and all but i really wish they did this before they locked up one of the greatest minds of our generation and he took his life #RIPAARONSWARTZ

[michael wave @michael___wave]

aaron schwartz died by suicide in 2013 awaiting trial on federal charges for mass downloading jstor articles. just good to not forget these things at this time, i reckon. he was 26. https://t.co/NYcALJJpR6

[Jeff Yang 🫶 FOLLOW ME @ORIGINALSPIN ON THREADS/IG @originalspin]

Poorer people will get...less?

If there was any more evidence needed that GOP has its morality meter installed upside down, here it is

[C. elegans @mcd_xix]

anybody know how the current economic climate will impact APY on high yield savings accounts?? do tell pls

[C. elegans @mcd_xix]

https://t.co/4i3ydnUmrS

[C. elegans @mcd_xix]

"stay safe out there" is WAAAAAAAY better than "warm regards" thanks for the switch up my friend

[C. elegans @mcd_xix]

ONCE AGAIN I AM ASKING YOU TO PLEASE CONSIDER FEEDING THE HUNGRY DURING THIS TIME

[C. elegans @mcd_xix]

PLEASE CONSIDER DONATING TO @FoodBank4NYC
$1 = 5 MEALS, AFTER YOU DONATE SEE IF YOUR EMPLOYER WILL MATCH
https://t.co/oiTScDppoY

[C. elegans @mcd_xix]

https://t.co/BgUZ7Fo2BE

[C. elegans @mcd_xix]

this tweet aged well

[C. elegans @mcd_xix]

doomsday preppers streaming on netflix just in time i see

[C. elegans @mcd_xix]

@NYGovCuomo today would be a good day to make the javits center a hospital

[TechCrunch @TechCrunch]

Open-source project spins up 3D-printed ventilator validation prototype in just one week https://t.co/6udn7ihSjk by @etherington

[C. elegans @mcd_xix]

adam silver is my write in candidate

[The Spectator Index @spectatorindex]

BREAKING: Ford says it is ready to possibly start producing medical ventilators to help deal with coronavirus crisis