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compliments to the chef

[mac @mcdaddymar]

@russuppp congrats russ!!!!!🥳🥳🥳

[TINA SNOW @theestallion]

Hot girl summer ...but my man coming to pick me up after 😂

[helena riley @freshhel]

Goldilocks was crazy I love her..imagine breaking into someones house and being like. Umm this chair fucking sucks

[THE SWAG 🥶 @returnofswagnft]

Me: i have a headache

WebMD: and it’ll be your last

[baby Trill🫟 @kayziajanay]

“ur so quiet in person” LMAO what u want me to do.... freestyle?

[randy @randyfactory]

simba: my uncle murdered my dad

pumbaa: sheesh

simba: then he blamed me for it

timon: yikes. have u tried just not fucken worrying about it lmao

[𝐫𝐞𝐢𝐥𝐥𝐲. @dreamyygal]

i wasn’t made to work a 9-5, i was made to swim in turquoise waters, eat fruit, and paint in a villa by the sea

[tommy💉 @__justtommy]

😭😭😭

[ソト @johnerasmo__]

when i find out who’s been spending my money.

[Frank @frankiebcerv]

How do they know an animal is extinct like??? U looked everywhere????

[˚ ༘♡ ⋆｡˚ ❀ @babooshke]

anemic gf and human furnace bf

[🌭 @hotdogsz]

babe are you okay??? you’ve barely touched your chromatica limited edition curry