John Jones

Southern boy on the Left Coast. Unix Mechanic and InfoSec inquirer professionally. Proud father of the prettiest and smartest girl in the world. F1 fan.

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The accent makes everything better!

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@tchotchkele @god Let’s go!

[Jake Williams @MalwareJake]

You want people radicalized? This is how people get radicalized.

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@tchotchkele You look wonderful

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@tchotchkele It’s gotten better in the last month

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@darthlux My condolences

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@tchotchkele Gotta love a chunky baby

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@jennib3

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@jennib3 Definitely thinking about it

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@jennib3 That’s an excellent idea!

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@skamille Mine doesn’t like Snickers but she was smart this year and traded with a friend before coming home. Gotta admire the hustle.

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@tchotchkele The second best Mexican-Lebanese combination to exist. Hard to beat Al Pastor fresh off the trompo

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@ChristineFox The most micro of micro penises

[Ask a Manager @AskAManager]

amazing

[Jake Williams @MalwareJake]

Become ungovernable.

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@MalwareJake Same! Two years later and I still get flashes of nerve pain.

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@DaniParadis I’d love to see him pardon a few folks on the way out too

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@ChristineFox Isn’t Macy’s and Bloomingdale’s owned by the same parent company? That would make me think Bloomies had it too but I’m probably reaching thinking that person put any thought into their insult

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@jennib3 He looks sharp!

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@ClaireMPLS Someone got a word of the day calendar for Xmas