Beyond (Parody)

the.ghosts.have.ghosts

[Barry @BarryOnHere]

James Dolan winning an NBA title is just the latest example of how karma isn't real and that good things happen to bad people all the time.

[BonkDaCarnivore @BonkDaCarnivore]

What's amazing to me is that, 10 years apart, there are the exact same clouds in the exact same positions.

DC truly is a magical place

[Beyond (Parody) @mcderphi]

This is what they think of you.

[Austin Statesman @statesman]

Austin-based podcaster Joe Rogan reportedly being considered for 60 Minutes role. https://t.co/Q3SOtB6qra

[kev @NBACouchside]

Just getting this out of the way:

No, the Oklahoma City Thunder don't have a "right to exist."

[Beyond (Parody) @mcderphi]

My graven idol is not a graven idol, said the idolator.

[Pastor Mark Burns @pastormarkburns]

Today at Trump National Doral Miami, we witnessed an unforgettable moment with the dedication of the 22-foot statue honoring President Donald J. Trump.

Let me be clear: this is not a golden calf. We worship the Lord Jesus Christ and Him alone.

This statue is a celebration of life. It is a symbol of resilience, freedom, patriotism, strength, and the will power to keep fighting for the future of America.

It also stands as a reminder of the hand of God and His protection over President Trump’s life. Time and time again, when his life was threatened, God’s mercy prevailed.

Today was not just a ribbon cutting. It was the public display of a powerful movement that has spread across America and around the world.

I was deeply honored to serve as President Trump’s main point of contact throughout this process, and I do not take that assignment lightly.

I want to personally thank Ash, Dustin Stockton, Brock Pierce, Hershey Friedman, Yaakov Filitchkin, Sam, Jack, and the 6,000+ Patriots who donated, believed, sacrificed, and made this historic moment possible.

Thank you to the entire Trump Doral team for your incredible hospitality and excellence.

And thank you, President Donald J. Trump, for calling me today and speaking to the crowd. We are forever grateful.

God bless President Trump.
God bless every Patriot.
And God bless the United States of America. 🇺🇸

#PresidentTrump #SpiritualDiplomats #TrumpDoral #TrumpStatueDedication #AmericaFirst #PatriotMovement #FaithFreedomPatriotism

[Lawyer Issues @LawyerIssues]

Being a lawyer is wondering if quitting law to sell smoothies would finally give you inner peace, or make you broke with a blender.

[Beyond (Parody) @mcderphi]

laughs, poorly

[New York Post @nypost]

Kim Kardashian makes difficult decision in law journey after multiple failed bar exam attempts https://t.co/U2ZlGTiqHT

[Adam Mares @Adam_Mares]

Brutal way to lose.

HUGE summer ahead for Nuggets ownership and management. Hard to see things any other way than that this team, as presently constructed, has expired.

[Beyond (Parody) @mcderphi]

I hate the Denver Nuggets, and I hate myself even more.

[revolvermag @Revolvermag]

20 years ago today: TOOL released '10,000 Days.'⁠
⁠
What's your favorite song?

[Beyond (Parody) @mcderphi]

I am told he has his eyes on a couple different alternatives for future work.

[Patrick Webb @Patrickwebb]

BREAKING: FBI Director Kash Patel is expected to be fired from the Trump administration, a WH official tells POLITICO.

[Beyond (Parody) @mcderphi]

As a taxpayer, I’d rather not.

[*Walter Bloomberg @DeItaone]

*US COULD OWN UP TO 90% OF SPIRIT AS PART OF $500 MILLION RESCUE

[Beyond (Parody) @mcderphi]

::Taps the sign::

[Beyond (Parody) @mcderphi]

Boo hoo they ratfucked us harder than we ratfucked them. they can’t be better at it than us. its not FAIR boo hoo

[Beyond (Parody) @mcderphi]

80s dad: Das Boot?

Me: Totally bro. I’m 6.

[🅱️ete oaks @b0newalljackson]

90’s dads were like “ yeah my six year old can handle terminator 2: judgment day “

[Nuggets World 🌎 @NuggetsWorldd]

All-Time Playoff Triple Double Leaders

1. Magic Johnson - 30 (190 Games)
2. LeBron James - 28 (292 Games)
3. NIKOLA JOKIĆ - 22 (94 Games)

[ESPN Insights @ESPNInsights]

Jamal Murray and Nikola Jokic had their EIGHT playoff game with each recording 25 PTS, 5 REB and 5 AST 🔥

This ties Michael Jordan and Scottie Pippen for the most instances by a duo in NBA playoff history 👀

[Beyond (Parody) @mcderphi]

Listened to this six times today and I might try to destroy Tokyo

[nine inch nails @nineinchnails]

"NINE INCH NOIZE"
THE NEW ALBUM FROM NINE INCH NAILS
OUT NOW
https://t.co/3pUGff5zZ1

[Beyond (Parody) @mcderphi]

He’s going full Ginsberg.

[David Lat @DavidLat]

1/ As I predicted in January and again in February, Justice Samuel Alito doesn't plan to retire from #SCOTUS this year.

[Beyond (Parody) @mcderphi]

@dan_munz I am 100% in favor of the Leroy Jenkins Cruise.

It might very well be the only cruise I will take.

[Everything Price Sufferer (but especially eggs) @agraybee]

Oopsie doopsie I voted for the most scripturally defensible candidate for the antichrist to own the trans.